Strelky Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 Why do you weep? Did you think i was immortal? -King Louis XIV of France
nonusnomeni Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 must hurry to catch plain for moscow to buy last light -talltailless one hour before worst plain crash in last twenty years
Myst42 Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Strelky Posted April 14, 2013 Posted April 14, 2013 Hey! Werewolf! Come fight like a ma--- gggrrrraaauuughh.........
Myst42 Posted April 16, 2013 Posted April 16, 2013 Every man, every woman. Should be born, should live, and should die with the taste of freedom forever upon their lips
Emily Posted April 16, 2013 Posted April 16, 2013 Granma; Why your ear so Big? Why your Eyes so Big? Why your mouth so big? Why your teeth so Big?
Emily Posted April 16, 2013 Posted April 16, 2013 yes, look your last!Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O youThe doors of breath, seal with a righteous kissA dateless bargain to engrossing death!Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!Thou desperate pilot, now at once run onThe dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!Here's to my love! (drinks)O true apothecary!They drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die. ~Romeo
Strelky Posted April 17, 2013 Posted April 17, 2013 Turn me over, I'm done on this side! -St. Lawrence as he was roasted alive...
Strelky Posted April 17, 2013 Posted April 17, 2013 I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record...-Dylan Thomas
Strelky Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 I have offended mankind because my work did not reach the quality that it should have. -Leonardo da Vinci
Dallas-Arbiter Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 I got several "And Now I am Dying beyond my means"- Oscar Wilde, while sipping champagne on his deathbed "Damn you all, I told you so."- H.G. Wells epitaph "It's all been very interesting" Lady Mary Wortley Montague "I've never felt better"- Douglas Fairbanks
Strelky Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 I have not told half of what I saw -Marco Polo One of us is wrong mate, because I learned that Oscar Wilde said - My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death, either it gies or I go. And H.G. Wells said - Go away, I'm all right
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