Halstrom Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 It's Important to have a woman who will look after your offspring, Â a woman to make love to, a woman to cook & care for you, a woman who'll look after your parents, but most important is that these women never meet or you'll end up under a tombstone like this one. Â "I'll take the kobold, you deal with the dragon!" Â "I'll draw the enemies fire for you" Â "Aww, what a cute bunny wabbit!"
dboura Posted February 10, 2013 Posted February 10, 2013 "Watch this." <---- after a few drinks  "YOLO!"
polluxval Posted February 11, 2013 Posted February 11, 2013 "Taking fire... need assistance...hohohohohohohohh...."
DarkNinja13 Posted March 7, 2013 Posted March 7, 2013 "Bodyguards? I don't need bodygurds!" - Jimmy Hoffa
polluxval Posted March 7, 2013 Posted March 7, 2013 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â -Â Pilot.
Curseddonut Posted March 7, 2013 Posted March 7, 2013 It's true....He is Super Sand Lesbian!......AAAaaah... - Freeziepie
polluxval Posted March 8, 2013 Posted March 8, 2013 " PUT YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE HERE " Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â - You,
Guest Lehshara Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 "Kill All Your Friends" - Some guy. Â "Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!" - W.C. Fields.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 "En garde nemesis! ...Wait, why are you using a quill in a sword fight?" "Because words are mightier than a sword!"
Myst42 Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 "How many men would you kill to see your wife again?" "I would kill them all" - Spartacus
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