DarkNinja13 Posted June 1, 2013 Posted June 1, 2013 "Seriously, look at you. I'm a foot taller than you and I outweigh you by 100 pounds! You seriously think you can hurt me?"
Emily Posted June 1, 2013 Posted June 1, 2013 "Am I a dog? That you approach me with sling and cane?" Â 'Goliath'
HyperonicX Posted June 1, 2013 Posted June 1, 2013 *picks up a thrown grenade* "Did anyone lose their grenade?"
HyperonicX Posted June 1, 2013 Posted June 1, 2013 "You are a buffoon! Now do my beard!" - Futurama. Â Or something like that. XD!
Thulas Posted June 1, 2013 Posted June 1, 2013 I bet I can jump from that skycraper. Don't beleave me? Just watch!
HyperonicX Posted June 3, 2013 Posted June 3, 2013 Bit longer, but still funny. Names not present to protect myself. But if you do get the reference, a cookie for you! XD! Â Bozo 1: "Cut the red wire! It's always the red wire in the movies!" Bozo 2: "Okie dokie! It's cutting time!" Bozo 3: "What? No! Don't cut the wire!" Bozo 2: "Stop shouting at me [name censored]! Jesus Christ! If you keep shouting at me, it'll make me cut the wi- too late."
DarkNinja13 Posted June 6, 2013 Posted June 6, 2013 "Huh...I've never won a coin toss before" - Ritchie Valens to Tommy Allsup after winning a toss to decide who gets in the airplane with Buddy Holly and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson
Strelky Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 Do you hear them? They sing through the pipes! -Olezhenka
HyperonicX Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 Caboose: I won! I am the greatest! I beat everyone! And now, noone is left but me. Â *Ghost crashes on top of him, killing him* Â Caboose: Son of a bitch!
Strelky Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 But we're not spies, we're just travelers! -Mikhail Porfirevich
Strelky Posted June 8, 2013 Posted June 8, 2013 Kill me already, I dont want to... So cold... -Daniel
Paranoia HD Posted June 15, 2013 Posted June 15, 2013 LEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYY JJJJJEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS
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