Ragged Robin Posted June 3, 2012 Posted June 3, 2012 Florence Nightingale: "I'm feeling better now" Â Oscar Wilde: "Either this wallpaper goes or I do" Â unknown British General during the Napoleonic wars (I think)- Correction - American civil war: "They couldn't hit a barn door at this dis...." Â When the news got out about Voltaire being on his deathbed, the local parish priest visited him. Voltaire was renowned as a profound skeptic and atheist. Priest: "Now is your chance to give up the Devil and all his works." Voltaire: "It's a bit late for me to start making enemies now!" Â The late, great musician, Warren Zevon: "Enjoy every sandwich"
lolerzness Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 "Suck the tears off my dick you ugly mud fuckers!"
Guest Deliria Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 "Yes, I'll order the Puffer Fish from the menu, please"
Guest Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 "More Weight" (Giles Corey: tried as a witch in Salem and condemned to be executed by being crushed by giant rocks/weights)
Guest Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 "Take a step forward lads, it'll be easier that way" (Robert Erskine Childers)
quasimodo75 Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 "You sure there is no current on this wire?" (Electrician) Â "All javelins over to meeeee!" (Roman centurion) Â "There are no mountains in this area." (Pilot of a low-level attack aircraft)
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 "This fog is so thick you can't even see this mountain road."
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