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Do you FAP to your skyrim?  

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  1. 1. Do you FAP to your Skyrim?



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My wife fails as two kids and ample stretch marks...coupled with a dogged lack of desire to even try to start working out to fix all that mess has ensured her at best 5th place behind 4 other common digital diversions (Skyrim adult movie making being #4).

 

And yes before any accusations are lobbed I work out 2 hours a day despite a harsh schedule and have been doing so for the last year...following a diet and workout routine frequently referenced on bodybuilding sites. I do so for her sake and mine...but the efforts aren't reciprocated...so according to the laws of fair in my head I'm justified in what I say and do as long as I don't have an outright affair (which I won't...too much work)

 

Anyway back on topic

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why not? :P

 

 

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Does the dude have 2 penises (one limp) in the first gif? o_O Id fap to that but the tits cancels it out for me

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It's kinda complicated on my end. I wanna fap to it but the same time I have a bit of a dick related problem that basically goes something like: "If you get a boner and then fap/do the sex/do something dick related, there's a decent chance your foreskin will asphyxiate your dick." I'm pretty sure it's called a phimosis in english.

That's pretty bad, so I'm happy to just mod it, play it and look at pretty women get banged until one day I get the proper surgery to not choke out my own dick. My body is my own worst enemy right now.

Posted

It's kinda complicated on my end. I wanna fap to it but the same time I have a bit of a dick related problem that basically goes something like: "If you get a boner and then fap/do the sex/do something dick related, there's a decent chance your foreskin will asphyxiate your dick." I'm pretty sure it's called a phimosis in english.

 

That's pretty bad, so I'm happy to just mod it, play it and look at pretty women get banged until one day I get the proper surgery to not choke out my own dick. My body is my own worst enemy right now.

Well definitely NOT fap time for you  :lol:

My mom told me that when i was a kid i literally couldn't pee because my foreskin wouldn't allow it :s

Kind of a scary think to hear , they had to Circumcise me in the urgency room, thankfully i can't remember any of it .

Posted

 

It's kinda complicated on my end. I wanna fap to it but the same time I have a bit of a dick related problem that basically goes something like: "If you get a boner and then fap/do the sex/do something dick related, there's a decent chance your foreskin will asphyxiate your dick." I'm pretty sure it's called a phimosis in english.

 

That's pretty bad, so I'm happy to just mod it, play it and look at pretty women get banged until one day I get the proper surgery to not choke out my own dick. My body is my own worst enemy right now.

Well definitely NOT fap time for you  :lol:

My mom told me that when i was a kid i literally couldn't pee because my foreskin wouldn't allow it :s

Kind of a scary think to hear , they had to Circumcise me in the urgency room, thankfully i can't remember any of it .

 

 

Yeah, mine wasn't detected until later on, and due to a bunch of problems I've had to put off the surgery for a while now. There's never really a time when I can say "time to chop off part of my dong and rest up for like a week or two" because things are always happening, so shit.

 

This is like a bit too serious for a thread about fapping to Skyrim, so sorry if I bothered anyone.

 

Posted

Yeeaaah.. Ive played and beaten the game a few times on X-Box.  Now on my pc, its more or less just an argonian sex simulator for me :) 

I dont always fap.  But when I do, its to my argonian whore gettting banged by all of Skyrim.

Posted

One Skyrim Jesus as requested

 

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This is going on my desktop , OH praise the lawrd :lol:

Posted

Obviously. What other reason is there to use this stuff?

 

I also don't understand the point of striptease or softcore porn :P

Posted

Obviously. What other reason is there to use this stuff?

 

I also don't understand the point of striptease or softcore porn :P

Softcore porn means anything from simple undressing to simulated sex scenes...and IMO simulated sex scenes are sometimes BETTER than their hardcore counterparts...as usually there's no dicks one has to avert their eyes from but still all the good stuff.

Posted

 

Obviously. What other reason is there to use this stuff?

 

I also don't understand the point of striptease or softcore porn :P

Softcore porn means anything from simple undressing to simulated sex scenes...and IMO simulated sex scenes are sometimes BETTER than their hardcore counterparts...as usually there's no dicks one has to avert their eyes from but still all the good stuff.

 

 

Or alternatively you could just look at lesbian porn if you have an aversion to other people's dicks.

 

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Obviously. What other reason is there to use this stuff?

 

I also don't understand the point of striptease or softcore porn :P

Softcore porn means anything from simple undressing to simulated sex scenes...and IMO simulated sex scenes are sometimes BETTER than their hardcore counterparts...as usually there's no dicks one has to avert their eyes from but still all the good stuff.

 

 

Or alternatively you could just look at lesbian porn if you have an aversion to other people's dicks.

 

 

?? Except that's a totally different fetish altogether and not really what one is after when they look for simulated sex scenes??

Posted

Half the people that voted you need jesus are probably really the hell yeah type

Nah, more like half the people that voted you need jesus probably voted multiple options, and most of the other half picked it cause it was "funniest" option, you could always look and compare though, I'm too lazy :P

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