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I had a dream I was at a comically oversized retail electronics store and there was a line of several thousand people holding computer motherboards that had been burnt to a crisp and wanting them to be repaired by tech service. The line was so long it was going out the front door.

How could you possibly repair a motherboard that has literally been burnt to a cinder and looks like a piece of toast that's been inside a toaster for three hours? Even minor physical damage can render a montherboard useless.

Dreams usually don't make any sense and aren't supposed to, but I had to share this.
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You should get my dreams. 

Once I dreamed about vacationing at a mountain-top chalet and upon entering the bathroom, I attempted to transport my ex-gf from a toilet, you know, 'beam me up, Scotty!'

Another dream I was having sex with a girl I never seen before when I reached around to finger her asshole.  Well, her asshole fell out off.  Spent the last seconds of the dream trying to reattach it.

 

 

Maybe this dream is a prediction of such event happening in the future?

 

I hope not.
 

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You should get my dreams. 

Once I dreamed about vacationing at a mountain-top chalet and upon entering the bathroom, I attempted to transport my ex-gf from a toilet, you know, 'beam me up, Scotty!'

Another dream I was having sex with a girl I never seen before when I reached around to finger her asshole.  Well, her asshole fell out.  Spent the last seconds of the dream trying to reattach it.

 

 

Maybe this dream is a prediction of such event happening in the future?

 

I hope not.

 

 

Prolapsed rectum?

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I had a dream where my gf chopped off my dick and replaced it with a fully functional pez dispenser... I have no idea how I didn't break up with her the second I woke up :lol:

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You should get my dreams. 

Once I dreamed about vacationing at a mountain-top chalet and upon entering the bathroom, I attempted to transport my ex-gf from a toilet, you know, 'beam me up, Scotty!'

Another dream I was having sex with a girl I never seen before when I reached around to finger her asshole.  Well, her asshole fell out.  Spent the last seconds of the dream trying to reattach it.

 

 

Maybe this dream is a prediction of such event happening in the future?

 

I hope not.

 

 

Prolapsed rectum?

 

 

I meant her asshole detached and fell to the floor.  I was holding this puckered, brown button on my finger and trying to stick it back on her bum.

 

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You should get my dreams. 

Once I dreamed about vacationing at a mountain-top chalet and upon entering the bathroom, I attempted to transport my ex-gf from a toilet, you know, 'beam me up, Scotty!'

Another dream I was having sex with a girl I never seen before when I reached around to finger her asshole.  Well, her asshole fell out.  Spent the last seconds of the dream trying to reattach it.

 

 

Maybe this dream is a prediction of such event happening in the future?

 

I hope not.

 

 

Prolapsed rectum?

 

 

I meant her asshole detached and fell to the floor.  I was holding this puckered, brown button on my finger and trying to stick it back on her bum.

 

 

 

 

Hahahahaha!!

 

Did it go right back in?

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I had a dream I was at a comically oversized retail electronics store and there was a line of several thousand people holding computer motherboards that had been burnt to a crisp and wanting them to be repaired by tech service. The line was so long it was going out the front door.

 

How could you possibly repair a motherboard that has literally been burnt to a cinder and looks like a piece of toast that's been inside a toaster for three hours? Even minor physical damage can render a montherboard useless.

 

Dreams usually don't make any sense and aren't supposed to, but I had to share this.

 

 

Do you have an nVidia card or AMD cpu with the stock cooler? ;)

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I had a dream I was at a comically oversized retail electronics store and there was a line of several thousand people holding computer motherboards that had been burnt to a crisp and wanting them to be repaired by tech service. The line was so long it was going out the front door.

 

How could you possibly repair a motherboard that has literally been burnt to a cinder and looks like a piece of toast that's been inside a toaster for three hours? Even minor physical damage can render a montherboard useless.

 

Dreams usually don't make any sense and aren't supposed to, but I had to share this.

 

 

Do you have an nVidia card or AMD cpu with the stock cooler? ;)

 

 

Intel Core i7 3770K with Corsair liquid cooler and two-way SLI Nvidia GTX 680's MSI Lightning edition with oversized heatsink and fans.

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Flying dreams are the best. Cruizing through the clouds or landing on people's houses is fantastic. Especially if you're a crappy sleeper and are basically half awake while it's happening.

Damn...I hope I have a fly dream soon.

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The most memorable dream ive ever had and can remember actually happened to me the next day wasn't a good thing I raced a friend on bikes when i was 8 and face planted into a telephone pole that's as far as i remember the dream going altho I was unconscious after it happened IRL for a few minutes and probably messed my brain up a bit so theres a chance the dreams a false memory. That was  about 27 years ago now i managed to cut my mouth up loose consonius knocked a tooth out had to get tons of stitches and my mom couldn't recognize me because of that accident.

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I have had dreams that start with normal life. I start watching a movie someone is watching, then the dream shifts to me being someone in that movie. At least that is how I remember them. It has also happened with games, too. It may be showing that I have a short attention span.

 

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i have had whew dreams that have come real partially at some time i have seen them like meet people in them or having conversations that happened in them.

then there are have been flying dreams and dreams where i could have communicate with wolfs or have conversations with them .

 

most weirdest ones have been that where i was somekind of werewolf and vampire hybrid controllin some country XD and have many females serve me even if i didnt ask it, i literatelly saw it time to time and every time waked in cold sweat, oh and games too like skyrim or fall out .

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Uhm..I had a dream where i was Songbird from Bioshock and was flying around neighbourhoods screaming "CAW CAW" at people, the people consisted of Jermaine Jackson, Isaac clarke, Charles Darwin and Face McShooty who were living in one neighbourhood and i just flew around you know...CAW CAW at the people, little CAW CAW here and a little CAW CAW there...nothing odd. 

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The strangest dream I had was a few months ago, I dreamt that two small figures were attacking me. One was standing and jumping on my chest and one was trying to strangle me. I always move around alot in my sleep and when I woke up I found that I had twisted and my duvet was wrapped around my neck and it took a couple of minutes to get free.

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I have a bunch of weirdo dream expieriences... 

 

Once i dreamed i was sculpting with ZBrush... Suddenly i woke up grabbed my pillow and searched for my ZBrush model... I thought it was starving.

 

I often drown or fall in my dreams... waking up in sweat XD

 

And sometimes my fridge s noises became jet turbines....

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I've been having some far out dreams lately. Last night I was running through a canyon in a desert/mesa and on either side of me were a bunch of carnival vendors selling shirts, jewelry, food, etc. When I got to the end I realized I had somewhere important to be, so I set up this little camping tent that is just big enough for me to crouch in, and I manage to shower and change clothes inside. The next thing I remember I was standing in the bushes outside my house with my junk hanging out just taking a never-ending piss. Thankfully I woke from that one.

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The next thing I remember I was standing in the bushes outside my house with my junk hanging out just taking a never-ending piss.

 

:lol:

Some dreams huh...

 

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I've been having some far out dreams lately. Last night I was running through a canyon in a desert/mesa and on either side of me were a bunch of carnival vendors selling shirts, jewelry, food, etc. When I got to the end I realized I had somewhere important to be, so I set up this little camping tent that is just big enough for me to crouch in, and I manage to shower and change clothes inside. The next thing I remember I was standing in the bushes outside my house with my junk hanging out just taking a never-ending piss. Thankfully I woke from that one.

 

Good job you didnt sleep walk.

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I had a dream once I was being chased by a lawn mower 0.o.  It was crazy and for the most part I thought I was going nuts.  I woke up to discover my neighbors were mowing their lawn and I guess I heard it.  Crazy dream but I had to laugh despite myself.

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