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Korean tea. help pls lol


Gorebain

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I don't particularly adore green tea either. Then again, it's like water rather than tea to me because I put 3 2L PET bottles of that tea in the refrigerator and drink it whenever I'm thirsty. No water.

 

Anyways, I hereby swear that I shall not answer to any kind of question about tea from now on.

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@FetishSergal:

 

I believe the bags of "tea" in question are known as the classic "Testicular Teabag", or "Pitted Flesh Olives", as used in modern Urban slang. :sleepy:

 

What is a Pit?

Soft, fleshy fruits (and testicles) with pits in the middle are known as "stone fruits" or "drupes." The pits themselves are made of the seed of a fruit surrounded by a hard shell. Fruit pits are inedible. Testicular pits, however, are edible, but are not recommended.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_bag_(sexual_act)

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging

 

An article from Esquire has this to say :mellow::

 

What exactly are shrimping and tea-bagging? I've heard conflicting reports.

I hear you. We now know that shrimping and tea-bagging, once thought to be the chief industries of Bolivia, are actually sexual kinks, and darn good ones at that. To shrimp is to suck the toes of another, preferably in a sexy way. The term "shrimping" acknowledges the uncanny resemblance between human toes and shrimp, especially when the former are paired with a tangy cocktail sauce--an excellent foil for their chewy blandness. To understand tea-bagging, imagine the dunking motion of a tea bag when making tea. Now instead of a cup, picture someone's mouth, and instead of a tea bag, picture your balls. This is the classic interpretation, but the beauty of the tea bag is its endless variations: Most any opening will do. Why, in some of our bigger cities, they're tea-bagging everything in sight! Whatever your pleasure, here's a tip: Raise your pinkie when tea-bagging. It's a sign of good breeding.

 

http://www.esquire.com/women/sex/ESQ0503-MAY_SEX

 

This brand of "tea" does not come well recommended, I'm afraid.

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It's a Korean variation of green tea. Not a pure green tea though, they mixed a bit of roast unpolished rice in it to get the astringent taste away from pure green tea.

If you feel up to some googling, it reads "현미녹차".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_tea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyeonmi_cha

 

Is this the korean version of the japanese Genmaicha? Because Genmaicha might be easier to get in tea stores, it is widely available even here in german tea shops.

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