Corrupt a Wish

[Emily]

Granted even more ganja. So you wasn't that stoned....

 

Emily wish the police corp free from corruptions.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, they will changed into Gestapo, Kempeitai, KGB, FBI so on and so forth.

 

 

I wish I can finish my work a lot sooner.

 

p/s-strange you know the word ganja... Oh well, internet, or... 

[NightShade]

granted but you were given more work to finish 

i wish for food right now

oh btw, im playing dota2, i dont play hon

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you will watch people eat it, instead of you.

 

 

I wish I was in the group that eat NightShade meal!

 

p/s-The problem is, almost all my teammates are either playing HoN or stuck in endless vortex of WoW; they tend to worship imbalance type of game or being a pain in you-know-what-the-area-are to newbies...

[NightShade]

granted, the food they're eating is revealed to be human meat and they're zombies. so now you're a cannibal

 

 

i wish i can control time!

[nonusnomeni]

granted but only when you sleep

 

i wish for some vanilla ice to put into coffee...

[Veta]

Granted

 

 

I wish I hadn't spent the time to make that pic .

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, instead you will do this;

 

 

I wish the General Grumpy Cat wasn't aware of this disturbing image. XD

[Pixie-K]

Granted: He is unaware of the image, and unsuspectingly dies a horrible, slow, messy death next time you masturbate.

 

I wish for a better processor.

[Veta]

Granted , it is not compatible with your motherboard .

 

 

 

I wish I was rich .

[polluxval]

granted, but the next day a meteor the size of africa hits earth.

 

i wish for never get sick.

[Contessa]

Granted, but you must cough up a hairball every hour for the rest of your life

 

 

I wish I wouldn't get cheesed by reinforcements spawning on top of my squishies in Fire Emblem Awakening

[Emily]

Granted, your squishies are wiped out. So you wouldn't cheesed by spawning reinforcement anymore.

 

Ah now that a good ole classic wish corrupting. XD

 

Emily wish her pregnant employer would stop being so moody during her hormonal storm.

[Pixie-K]

Granted: No more mood swings. She is now constantly in bitch mode.

 

I wish for a bra that doesn't eventually break and stab me with the underwire.

[Emily]

Granted, your breast shrunks under it's preasure instead

 

Emily wish for fresh tuna.

[Strelky]

Granted, but the tuna has salmonella

 

I wish for a nose plug

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted and it also came with a mouth gag and taser.

 

 

I wish all of you the best in the world.

[polluxval]

granted, we all get "The Best" by Mike Chapman inside a photo of the world.

 

 

I wish for a cure for cancer affordable to everyone.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! This is one of the wish that I will not corrupt.

 

 

I wish for a broiled egg!!!

[Emily]

Granted, hand over your testicle so emily can broil them.

 

Emily wish today isn't so quiet. It sucks big time.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted and you'll be relocated by the side of the busy highway.

 

 

I wish my car wasn't broken down right now.

[Guest]

granted but it will break down again in 5 minutes

 

I wish that game making was an easy and effortless thing to do

[polluxval]

granted, but you are the only person in world who cant do this but now even kids can make games and the industry its no longer profitable so every major company goes to banckrupt and now there is only shitty games all over the world.

 

i wish for a post in this thread from the author.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, we all got a strike and banned from BBoF forever!

 

 

I wish for the General Grumpy Cat wish do come true.

[Emily]

Yes, you can spam hit report button on this thread, To get ashal attention.

 

Here let emily do that prank. And see if that grant your wishes.

 

..Well, emily wishes for the same thing.