Skyrim humor

[Karin]

After i clear fortress, i went out and want hide weapon, but press wrong button not R but F, and this happen o.o

My char was stuck in this pose,even moving like that

(No clue how that happen )

[mkprovince]

Oh, God... my side hurts so much from reading all these.

[SquallPT]

 

 

[Silver Wolf]

These steam reviews...

 

http://kotaku.com/skyrim-as-told-by-steam-reviews-1619586294

[LaEspada]

These steam reviews...

 

http://kotaku.com/skyrim-as-told-by-steam-reviews-1619586294

 

Oh gawd my sides hurt.

[Uno]

Colonel's review was the best. I empathise with him.

[Arcturus Fyr]

A classic.

 

[mkprovince]

 

These steam reviews...

 

http://kotaku.com/skyrim-as-told-by-steam-reviews-1619586294

 

Oh gawd my sides hurt.

 

 

Reading through the reviews, I would say that half of those reviewers are actually members of LL or at least have some way of getting access to sex mods (I'm looking at you, Nexus!)

[Silver Wolf]

Nexus maybe a bigger community, but I'm sure LL has much more "badass" modders. Have you ever seen any nexus mod that is more well-made like Sexlab family, in both quality and scale ?

[LaEspada]

A classic.

 

 

Oh Throthgar... one my favorite skyrim characters.

[FwuffyMouse]

Some taglines I came up over the years. 

 

The elder Scrolls V: There's a mountain in the way again.

 

The Elder Scrolls: So many mods it's not even Skyrim anymore.

 

Elder Scrolls V: population control simulator.

 

Elder scrolls V: It's three times as long for stealthy players. 

[Arcturus Fyr]

"Elder scrolls V: It's three times as long for stealthy players."

 

That was pretty funny.

 

 

[RunicGray]

Some taglines I came up over the years. 

 

The elder Scrolls V: There's a mountain in the way again.

 

Elder scrolls V: It's three times as long for stealthy players. 

 

Yes and yes. I ran into both of these this past week. I also couldn't just horse-climb that damn mountain because my companions would get lost. For the stealth bits, I ended up just running in screaming, "guns" blazing after about 3 stealthy dungeon runs. NO MORE, YOU WILL HEAR ME COMING AND FEAR ME. (I say me - my followers are pretty bad-ass).

 

 

And, one to add from last night (which caused a re-load because it was so ridiculous):

 

The Elder Scrolls V: When accidentally hitting someone's cat makes you a bigger threat than the Frost Dragon destroying the village.

 

Seriously, I think it flew off because it was being ignored.

[FwuffyMouse]

 

 

 

 

The Elder Scrolls V: When accidentally hitting someone's cat makes you a bigger threat than the Frost Dragon destroying the village.

 

Seriously, I think it flew off because it was being ignored.

 

 

Playing mage/archers almost every game makes that pretty common to me. It was really funny when a stray firebolt hit a deer and all the guards "came to my aid" by forgetting the vampires and charging into the forest. only happened once though.

[RunicGray]

 

 

 

 

 

The Elder Scrolls V: When accidentally hitting someone's cat makes you a bigger threat than the Frost Dragon destroying the village.

 

Seriously, I think it flew off because it was being ignored.

 

 

Playing mage/archers almost every game makes that pretty common to me. It was really funny when a stray firebolt hit a deer and all the guards "came to my aid" by forgetting the vampires and charging into the forest. only happened once though.

 

 

You know, lore-wise, they really should have been attacking you, since the deer all belong to the Jarl of that hold! I believe some of the Hunters comment about poaching the Jarl's deer.

 

 

I seriously have no idea how the slaughter in Dawnstar started - I was attacking the dragon...and suddenly realised I was the ONLY one attacking it. And yet, the sound of battle rang everywhere. I jumped down from my perch to find my companions. Serana was being assault by a random NPC of some name and...a cat? Why? Just...why?? I tried to yield to the NPC on her behalf, but to no avail - he would have none of it. His cat was harmed and justice would be done! For some reason, Serana was struggling with the cat - powerful vampire, indeed. My other two companions fucked off to who knows where - murdering more villagers, I suspect, as I could hear more fighting in the distance. The dragon waited on a rooftop before deciding that Dawnstar was no fun and flew off to chase a moose or something. As I reloaded to an earlier save, Serana was still fighting the random villager and his cat. They were in a stalemate, apparently.

[Silver Wolf]

found this

 

[Karin]

Cute Lady^^

 

Now i am curius how she look from front?

 

 

 

[SquallPT]

God damn it you just killed my junior

[winny257]

if Argonian lose their hair.   and strange as they get it back.

 

[winny257]

 

"Elder scrolls V: It's three times as long for stealthy players."

 

That was pretty funny.

 

 

 

ha, this is the real Gangnam Style! the sworn enemies dance together.  

 

[xWolf]

I can't even quote links apparently... but my God, Saeros, I loved that Greybeard one hahahaha.

[Arcturus Fyr]

 

 

"Elder scrolls V: It's three times as long for stealthy players."

 

That was pretty funny.

 

 

 

ha, this is the real Gangnam Style! the sworn enemies dance together.  

 

 

Wow, so Torygg came back from Sovngarde to dance off/with against Ulfric, or is this the 'Old Way' that the Nords have mentioned about in which Torygg and Ulfric commited to in vying for the leadership in Skyrim?

[Uno]

Technically not skyrim, but still...

[Saeros]

Leonidas vs Dovahkiin

 

 

 

 

 

[germanicus]

I haven't been in this thread for a while but what I saw now, all I can do is: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

But, how in the world this cute dark elf got and arrow right in her asshole during the battle while she was running on me.

Well, that's Skyrim.