Favorite Quotes

[Guest]

"Excellent!"

[chooseChaos]

 

[Guest]

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

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"This is Butkis, Klahn's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless. This is Kwang, Klahn's chauffeur. He is rough and toothless."

[Vince Wiseacre]

The reason the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence is because the fence was built around the septic field.    -Vince Wiseacre sometime in the mid-'90s (as far as I know)

 

[Vince Wiseacre]

"May all the spankings you endure in life be of the purely erotic variety!"   -Best man, toasting the bride at a BDSM wedding in the mid-'90s.

[Guest]

"Do you smoke?"

"Only when I'm on fire."

[Guest]

[Guest]

"Why make trillions when we could make ... billions?"

"A trillion is more than a billion, numb nuts."

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[chooseChaos]

 

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"Look, if was dying he wouldn't bother to carve "aaagh," he'd just say it."

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[chooseChaos]

13 hours ago, Evaloves4 said:

Don't take advice from someone who never criticizes you, would also be good advice for many people.
But I think some of these people deserve a beating anyway ... 😇

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In German even a pun:  'Ratschlag+Schlag' not to be confused with Radschlag / Cartwheel

 

But I digress, which I like to do, what was the topic again? 😁

 

[Guest]

"If you think you have a client you can't afford to lose, you probably have a client you can't afford to keep."

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[Guest]

"There's a snake in my boot."

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[AKM]

Comment from a Youtube documentary about a gunrunner, based off the real word person behind the movie Lord Of War.  Good movie, by the way.  I recommend it:

"One thing I have realized about the world's superpowers is that the minute you outsmart them in their own game, you are immediately dubbed a villain."

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