Guest Posted July 10, 2023 Posted July 10, 2023 (edited) Which Middle Earth (Hobbit/Lord of the Rings) race would you want to be? I didn't add Valar or Maiar because, well, I didn't want to. I would love to be an Elf. Edited July 10, 2023 by deadjester226
Miauzi Posted July 10, 2023 Posted July 10, 2023 clearly dwarf fits perfectly with my perpetual bad mood and knowledge of metallurgy
LordDarSteel Posted July 10, 2023 Posted July 10, 2023 I'm baffled why anyone would pick Orc. They don't have a high quality of living. I'd pick one of the Eldar and just sail to the Undying lands at the first chance. Â A life time of writing Finrod/Curufin slash fiction would ensue.
Varithina Posted July 10, 2023 Posted July 10, 2023 14 hours ago, LordDarSteel said: I'm baffled why anyone would pick Orc. They don't have a high quality of living. I'd pick one of the Eldar and just sail to the Undying lands at the first chance. Â They just want to play ugly elves, after all that is what orcs in tolkien are, corrupted and magically modified elves after all. 1
espguy Posted July 13, 2023 Posted July 13, 2023 Probably elves, immortal, superhuman abilities. respect knowledge and culture. Quite possibly would try to become a lorekeeper of some sorts which would result in me leaving elven society for a while but what are a decade or 5 for an immortal elf? 1
Darkpig Posted July 20, 2023 Posted July 20, 2023 On 7/11/2023 at 3:02 AM, ElaboratePseudonym said: Ents. Â I am on nobody's side. It sounds like somebody wants to be a tree. Â For me it would be something more along the lines of the Valar also known the gods of the Tolkien universe if not the superior god Eru. I don't ask for much.
Alessia Wellington Posted July 20, 2023 Posted July 20, 2023 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Darkpig said: For me it would be something more along the lines of the Valar also known the gods of the Tolkien universe if not the superior god Eru. Â All hail the mighty pig! We'll kneel in devotion to your tasty bacon. Edited July 20, 2023 by Alessia Wellington 1
Darkpig Posted July 20, 2023 Posted July 20, 2023 33 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said: All hail the mighty pig! We'll kneel in devotion to your tasty bacon. You're goddamn right. 1
ElaboratePseudonym Posted July 21, 2023 Posted July 21, 2023 On 7/19/2023 at 8:03 PM, Darkpig said: It sounds like somebody wants to be a tree. Indeed. Bristlecone Pine. 1
Darkpig Posted July 22, 2023 Posted July 22, 2023 On 7/21/2023 at 3:21 AM, ElaboratePseudonym said: Indeed. Bristlecone Pine. You do you boo.
ElaboratePseudonym Posted July 23, 2023 Posted July 23, 2023 20 hours ago, Darkpig said: boo What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there.  Ooh! Ooooh... oh ho, you are a smart one! I understand now! You said what you did just to get me mad! Mad enough to break free! Ha ha! You are as smart as Boo sometimes!   (dialogue courtesy of the Miniature Giant Space Hamster Alliance.)
Darkpig Posted July 23, 2023 Posted July 23, 2023 1 hour ago, ElaboratePseudonym said: What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there.  Ooh! Ooooh... oh ho, you are a smart one! I understand now! You said what you did just to get me mad! Mad enough to break free! Ha ha! You are as smart as Boo sometimes!   (dialogue courtesy of the Miniature Giant Space Hamster Alliance.) What I say comes from the heart?
Alessia Wellington Posted July 23, 2023 Posted July 23, 2023 34 minutes ago, Darkpig said: What I say comes from the heart  Hard to believe. I bought a pig heart yesterday.
Alessia Wellington Posted July 23, 2023 Posted July 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, DoctaSax said: Everyone should aspire to be a hobbit. Â You want to make me even shorter than I already am?
Darkpig Posted July 23, 2023 Posted July 23, 2023 24 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said: Hard to believe. I bought a pig heart yesterday. 23 minutes ago, DoctaSax said: Everyone should aspire to be a hobbit. You mean like 6 meals a day not including tea times? Count me in! But does that mean I have to stop being a god?
Alessia Wellington Posted July 23, 2023 Posted July 23, 2023 58 minutes ago, Darkpig said: But does that mean I have to stop being a god? Â Yep.
beefers Posted July 30, 2023 Posted July 30, 2023 On 7/12/2023 at 10:38 PM, espguy said: Probably elves, immortal, superhuman abilities. respect knowledge and culture. Quite possibly would try to become a lorekeeper of some sorts which would result in me leaving elven society for a while but what are a decade or 5 for an immortal elf? this is my answer as well though as far as community and culture, it's Hobbits all the way. I mean come on.... second breakfast.
AssLicker98 Posted September 23, 2023 Posted September 23, 2023 clearly an elf, but not like those cowards that left middle earth to avoid the conflict. I would be a dare devil like Legolas, master bowman, max agility, a literal killing machine.
JohnMM Posted September 26, 2023 Posted September 26, 2023 Wanna be elf too. Humans are too delicate.
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