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I'll summon the council of elders so solve this riddle... expect response after the next new moon. 

 

So many rules on how to act... Do you think the nature of Chaos gives a damn?  :D

 

 

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in prespective they are. Here though not all chaos prove as illiterate barbarian or raving lunatic.

The neutral and non chaotic alignment shows them self better Bard somehow.

please, Observe following post below us.

 

Why Heterosexual keep creating Homosexual?

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Because most of the time homosexuals "experience" hetero first and don't like it that much or at all. Or maybe because no one is born gay in the first place.

 

How would Hitler react to the parodies about him all over the internet ?

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Oh that will piss him off until The hilarity of Israelite leads WW.3 :D

 

If there is "sexual assault' Is there by chances, such thing as 'Sexual weapons'?

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There are plenty of men with scrotum beard as well as women with untrimmed vaginamoustaches.

 

Why Sex use expensive lubricating as solution if we can use WD40?

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A good question indeed.

The manufacturers of WD40 and other high performance and high temperature lubricants never thought of expanding their buisness to that field.

 

 

What abilities should have the superhuman ?

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Powerful financial, Supreme intellectual, Able to lift Tank single hand, Deflect bullets, sanity, "Like Jesus" heart, and paladin codes.

 

Now, What abilities should have the Super Villani?

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A good evil loughter, should have a cat (or even be cat), be able to comand his single brained minons and he/she should have a black american express credit card to pay for the evil plans.

 

 

And who will win this epic battle and why?

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The cat lover villain because he sounds reasonably real as individual than the fictional super hero. :huh:

 

Why there is so many people have to die just to saved private ryan ?

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Behold the background in my avatar and see the beauty and variability of grey. It can be everything.

 

 

Why do superheros always catch the right peoples, or do they?

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Superhero love to prove themselves righteous, but never saves the evil itself unto salvation. Either to test & prove their value or keep the evil to tempt them into madness on the next episode.

 

Why Mortal Kombat use "K" instead of "C" for combat?

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Because the English of the Elder Gods is not that good.

 

 

Why did they build the death star with this useless ventilation shafts?

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Obviously every nuclear facility requires Ventilation Exhaust. You don't expect galactic empire to keep death star emission inside the facility.

 

How yoda with a size of garden gnome became the grandmaster of all Jedi?

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Due to his unmachted linguistic skills, the grandmaster is determined by a battle of words.

 

 

How can aluminium foil stopp a psi-cascade?

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It gave them access to food, clothes, car, pussy or dick.

 

The real question is: How Much Money Do You Really Need To Be Happy?

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Human is the root of all evil, Simply blaming on their own money.

 

Why the  Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Because Kamen raider are fake and Iron Man owns them.

 

How to convince wife to have the maid to spent the night together in bed? :D

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