MikeMetal Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Just use headphones with your favorite songs playing. Or return the favor and play out loud music to the people who support the christmas songs. Give blowjobs to him. He won't be happier and closer than this. Does a postman deliver his own mail?
Emily Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Gods no. Another logistic company Deliver it for him. The last thing he need is his own company collage prying and make fun on his stuff. How hard is male testicles?
MikeMetal Posted November 11, 2013 Posted November 11, 2013 Very soft, one blow to them and most fall down in pain. Please don't do that. Do black cats bring misfortune ?
Emily Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Western people have the superstition they are devils in disguised as much as the lucky 13.th. Emily herself bring unpredicted misfortune as much as her herd of black cats that surrounded her. Strange Black cats and girlfriend are bad company. So how a transsexual get their job for living..?
MikeMetal Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Some have an advantage of being able to get both fuck and being fucked. Some bosses would probably enjoy that and keep the as favorite employee with high salary. Can boredom kill ?
Emily Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Yes mike. Stray mind kills Fun. Talk to Emily when you bored. Why there are no Playgirl mansion filled with gentlemen harem?
MikeMetal Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Because women have the bodies with goodies that need exposing. Gentlemen - not no much. The joy of having 2 days of free-work, including tomorrow (as in today, is past 0:00), can make me wish for more ?
Emily Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Indefinely not, it'll bored your sock off. Emily know exactly how it feels. Idleness is not an option. If emily bored she will make mod that angers the feminist, the pope and elaquimista. So why female blowjobs are called 'cunnilingus'?
MikeMetal Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Hmm.. not sure. Maybe it comes from latin "lingus" which means "tongue". How come silence sounds so good ?
formel Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Because when exposed to sound our brain have to handle a constant change pressure on both sides where our ears a located. When there is silence the air pressure remains constant and the brain feels happy. And when brain feels good you also feel good. Why do nobody use the moon as advertising space, such a huge unused area.
nonusnomeni Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 but they do; cheese factory why they use britney as a weapon and not some metal
formel Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Because everybody knows the evil attitude of metal is only fake to sell better but by Birtney the horror is authentic. Since the pirats of Somalia started their buisness the fish stocks befor the Somalian coast have regenerated because the international fishing fleet where to scared to fish there. So when get this pirats an environmentalism prize for their work?
Emily Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Lol formel, that's a very good question. Obviously they smuggle the fish into the capital dunno how the pirate gonna pass the regulations, it might just turns out like far cry. But we'll never know. How Penis gets hard when there is no bone whatsoever in it?
formel Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 Due to pure willpower we men can alter reality and change e.g. the properties of tissue, so limp tissus gets hard and vice versa and bodypsarts can elongate or shrink to our bidding Why are monocols not used any more today (beside by a certain grumpy cat, well kown to all of use)?
nonusnomeni Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 cuz upper class gentleman's are rare this days serfs rule this world why theoretical construct cannot be experimentally proved
formel Posted November 13, 2013 Posted November 13, 2013 It can but untill now the experimental means are not advanced enough to do so What is the operating principle of a dowsing rod?
Emily Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Fate, Intuitions, Magnetism, Attractions, imagination. ....Aw look Land mines. Why crusaders on most game are often sent to crusade on nine hell while they are still alive?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 because their so unspeakably holy they have to why can't i get a break?
nonusnomeni Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 but... you can get broken leg anytime why police is not hard enough on motherfuckerhackers?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 cause they are corrupt why no laddergoat?
formel Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Because in a world where appels drop down from trees goats can't climb ladders. Why does no one drop the weapons when the Predator (I mean the alien from the movies) comes?
Rasta the Lion Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Because they wouldn't be able to shoot him if they do that. Why is PC mouse called like that ?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 cause it was modeled after a rat why can't we have nice things?
nonusnomeni Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 cuz we are ugly why is money so expensive
Emily Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 Because human sincerity are. Why Every target hit by polymorph spell on warcraft are always turned into sheep?
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.