Rasta the Lion Posted October 28, 2013 Posted October 28, 2013 Humans called them jackasses, for not doing what's right. Then the word stuck on the donkeys and eventually "ass" was used. Can a horse with no legs run ?
Emily Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Yes, Sea horse. Why most kidnapper use duct tapes to bound people?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Because bound people can't say no. Where is the best KFC ?
Cloe Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Where the most black people are hired at. How many days in average human lifespawn ?
Thulas Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Depends on how often they are able to lick a valve. Is there any way to prevent food to get bad?
Cloe Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Eat it straight away. Why there is hardly any time, these days ?
Thulas Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Because time is wasted by lies that time could be wasted. Why aren't there any civilisations of rabbits?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 They were, but soon became extinct from being petted to death. Do lobsters feel pain when they're boiled alive ?
Thulas Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Yes, but all lobsters are masochists and die with a huge orgasm. Is boiling water good for making drinks?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 It's good at purifying them. How would the world be without religion ?
Thulas Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 A religion-less place. Duh! Can cats drive automatic cars?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Only if the gears are smeared with fish. Can I get a soviet russia joke ?
Thulas Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 In Soviet Russia, the joke is you! How funny was it to read this unfunny pun?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Funniest unfunny. Is the red carpet really necessary ?
Thulas Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Of course it is, a carpet just has to be boodsoaked. Why are things not as reality pretends?
formel Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 I would be too expensive to deliver always the promissed. That's capitalism everyone has to look after their money or perish even reality. Where to place the light infantry?
Thulas Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 In front of the own heavy gunner of course. Gibberish; why are you so sexy?
formel Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 That's due to the semicolon without it, it would not have this erotic effect. Gibberish you see in this form it causes almost no emotions compared to gibberish; How to make a devil cry?
nonusnomeni Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 easy be ultimate cruel to him when will barbie girl and baiber girl be married ?
RandomOne Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 Never, marriage is too outa style for the kool kids. Why is there no blue food? (blueberries are purple)
Thulas Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 Because blue is the color of BBQ. How many men can be roasted by a lighter?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 Depends on how many are immune to fire. What is polar bear's true color ?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 Find something enjoyable to do. Can plants grow without earth ?
formel Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 They grow everywhere especially good on radioaktive waste. How to shoo children away that demand "Trick or Treat"?
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