MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Extended exposure to industrial chemicals like pesticides or painting materials, weight, emotional stress and among some others. What's the point of nipples at men ?
formel Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 They are a reminder of our unisex origins....the slime pit. Why are there no great blue stone-eaters on earth?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 They are, check the shops for blue skittles. What is a good alternative to money as currency - beside the body ?
Emily Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Golds. Why all Female Orcs are Half Orcish breeds?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Because humans ran out of females and they used what they could. How to strengthen neck muscles for a better headbanging ?
Emily Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 By practicing deep throat every night. What is the worst Half breed Monster, that Female Human ever conceived?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Manticores. I feel sorry for the female who took a part in that creation How would a farmer react if all his goats were morphed into satyrs ?
Emily Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 He would ask for adventurer help. What is the most stupid fantasy quest you could ever think of?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Let's see.. " Help, I'm the princess trapped in this tower, the key to it is held by the dragon, please kill him and save me. After you succed, we'll get married and live a happy life with many children until death took us part" Can it get more lame than that ?
Cloe Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Yes, you forgot the dragon won't get killed but instead will become friendly after his defeat How would it be to know everything about anything human mind can think of ?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 The life surely would be boring as hell, then. Do we breath without realizing ?
Cloe Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 At the moment, no, since you asked and now I reminded you again Does life insurance also handles hair falling ?
nonusnomeni Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 no only head falling are you getting bald
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 No, I'm not. I'm still young enough and cheerful, unlike some other grumpys out there Does a puma make a good house guardian ?
Cloe Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Yes, far better than normal cats. Pumas are adorable ! Can I get a puma ?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Dunno. Try and see if you can. Why are the stars to be reached ?
Cloe Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Because they shine and people want that. What are more methods to make eyes shine ?
Emily Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Cut the Onions. Since Dead meat are decomposing. Why some Steak are best served raw?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Because steak tartare is just better served that way. Why elves have pointy ears ?
Cloe Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 So they can hear the wolf better How to invoke rain ?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Do the rain dance, be careful not to fall or you'd invoke lightning with that. Why windmilling with wet hair is just awesome ?
Cloe Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 You can spin it more easily when is being wet Why is champagne so expensive ?
Emily Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Because nobody like drinking cheap champagne. it's just suspicious. Speaking of Expensive champagne, Why does a winning racer waste several bottle during after the race?
MikeMetal Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 He secretly likes bukkake but can't do that in public, so he resumes to champagne splashing and lets his mind think otherwise. Why best things always end up fast ?
Cloe Posted November 3, 2013 Posted November 3, 2013 Because that's what we enjoy the most and don't care much for other stuff around. Time included. Where memaids sleep underwater ?
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