RandomOne Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 That's too much thinking for me. And besides, why would I care? Because caring is more important than the truth. Why does beer go skunky after a few months but wine get better with age?
Emily Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 It goes the same way for bread. With mouth oral germ over night, it gave us even the worst dog breath. Why Tarzan didn't grew beard one bit ?!?
MikeMetal Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 Because Jane likes him clean. So, lawyers go to hell for defending murderers ?
Emily Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 If the Lawyer names are not recorded in the book life then he will be cast into the abyss. Lawyers Need Lawyer. So Pray to Jesus. If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
formel Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 Because that is common superhero dresscode otherwise they wouldn't be recognised as such. Batman does it also. How can I outsource my brain without dying?
Cynical Misanthrope Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? Because sometimes even the best has his bad days. When I hear lyrics about a girl that wants a kiss, does she mean by any chance from me? // EDIT Aww, someone beat me to it. Time to enter teh shower with my box of cookies and just sit there for a while and cry
Rasta the Lion Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 Only if you replace the guy who she wants to kiss. Are drugs cheaper than anime collections ?
Emily Posted October 22, 2013 Posted October 22, 2013 In hunan, Yes. Ganja Grew wildly there while anime do not. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted October 23, 2013 Posted October 23, 2013 Because there are fish-flavored and other kinds(which I cannot remember at the time). Are you a (four-legged) cat, to ask that?
formel Posted October 23, 2013 Posted October 23, 2013 Well if stored in the day light the UV-light induces a intramolecular fusion reaction between the two hydrogens of the dihydrogen monoxide within the water to helium and we get the very toxic hellium oxide. So the expiry date states the date when the hellium oxide concentration reaches a harmfull threshold. What would happen if we interbreed a vampire with a zombie?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 23, 2013 Posted October 23, 2013 Either nothing since vampires are sterile or if possible, the child will be bastard, that's for sure. Why can't we have world peace ?
Emily Posted October 23, 2013 Posted October 23, 2013 Because each national unification of penis and pussy has scarce resources to fullfil their merriment in a very wrong way to fuck. (actually this a pretty much logical statement if you speak American English.) Why women do men bashing jokes?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 23, 2013 Posted October 23, 2013 Because they want to keep up with the amount of jokes they're played on women. But good luck with that. Would a pothead be able to keep gold ?
Emily Posted October 24, 2013 Posted October 24, 2013 Yes, indeed. it's the rainbows end of every crack brokers. Minus the leprechaun. How a man keep his pornography away safely from his wife and children?
formel Posted October 24, 2013 Posted October 24, 2013 When it is only virtual with TrueCrypt, when it is physical or the wife/children work for the NSA and such they burn it. Why does the sun still rise every morning?
nonusnomeni Posted October 24, 2013 Posted October 24, 2013 the invisible drunk crane operator has his own reason why earth is not closer to the sun
formel Posted October 24, 2013 Posted October 24, 2013 Because earth came to late into existence so the good seats were already taken by Mercury and Venus. So what is the best way to depilate a cat?
Rasta the Lion Posted October 24, 2013 Posted October 24, 2013 With tweezers, just like humans. But we are called furry for a reason. Is there an afterlife ?
Emily Posted October 24, 2013 Posted October 24, 2013 After LIfe is a bit pointless after suffering from the life before. Most of us doesn‘t deserve second chances to boot. Why when Jesus said: let he who without sin cast the first stone. Nobody threw the stone at the adulterous whore?
Mephisto_VI Posted October 24, 2013 Posted October 24, 2013 because she said the "im rubber, you're glue" saying first. Why is it that I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock?
Emily Posted October 25, 2013 Posted October 25, 2013 Because purple worm is worth harakiri for most low leveled adventurers. Ot: kimbale don't post something without context. Seriously, please read the Op and try again. If you can't make up a good stupid question there are plenty of them om google. Why can't men improve the shape of their penis tip like the rest of his muscles??
Thulas Posted October 25, 2013 Posted October 25, 2013 Because it's not a muscle, it is in fact just a bunch of little tubes for blood with a bit sensitive skin around it. Are there any reasons why we should have less than 10.000 friends? harakiri By the way, the correct word would be "seppuku".
Emily Posted October 25, 2013 Posted October 25, 2013 Yes, you will learn that some of your worst enemies used to be your buddies. Which is the most sensitive part in penis ?
MikeMetal Posted October 25, 2013 Posted October 25, 2013 The head of course. Don't slap it or bite it too hard. Our future is fading, is there any hope we'll survive ?
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