DonQuiWho Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for being a sad person on a website of joy, happiness and love! (Ok, it's mostly about sex mods and sex related mods, but I digress...) Banned for visiting with your eyes shut
DonQuiWho Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 2 hours ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for not knowing the difference between open and shut. (Probably also big and little causes dyslexia) Banned for thinking I can comprehend gbi nda elltit
fishburger67 Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, DonQuiWho said: Banned for thinking I can comprehend gbi nda elltit BANNED for thinking anyone can comprehend "gbi nda elltit" Edited February 4, 2022 by fishburger67
fishburger67 Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 18 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Anned-bay or-fay epeating-ray ibberish-gay! (Gay is what happens when English uses 2 different letters for the same sound... no wonder people have trouble trying to learn it) BANNED for pointing out my ignorance.
Psalam Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 18 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Anned-bay or-fay epeating-ray ibberish-gay! (Gay is what happens when English uses 2 different letters for the same sound... no wonder people have trouble trying to learn it) BANNED because English MUST be simple because millions of children learn it every year
Psalam Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for not including Chicago schools in your flawed study BANNED because it's not my fault if a school CHOOSES to teach Ebonics
fishburger67 Posted February 4, 2022 Posted February 4, 2022 2 hours ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for not stepping up and becoming a Chicago English teacher (I have an excuse... I am too lazy to always speak with American accent, and those kids have it bad enough... although I am quite proud that I can make that crazy "th" sound) BANNED For thinking ANYONE would want to become a Chicago English teacher.
fishburger67 Posted February 5, 2022 Posted February 5, 2022 49 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for not simply demanding combat pay, a bullet proof vest, St Bernard dog and years rations, consisting of spam, dried cheese and VODKA!!! (have I been drinking? Note to self... buy more vodka) BANNED for not demanding Tequila instead of Vodka.
DonQuiWho Posted February 5, 2022 Posted February 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, fishburger67 said: BANNED for not demanding Tequila instead of Vodka. Banned for being so down market ... or do people from Maine to California know only how to say, write, and drink, 'whiskey', a triple abomination, as as opposed to 'Scotch'?
DonQuiWho Posted February 5, 2022 Posted February 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for enjoying what tastes like wet sock drippings in late August Banned for being as daft as not have made a fortune by collecting the drippings and selling them!
worik Posted February 5, 2022 Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for asserting that there is profit in wet sock drippings, as I merely pointed out that Scotch tastes like wet sock drippings (Note to @worik, buy more foot powder for your Orcs) BANNED for shouting out loud to the neighbourhood that I have some in the basem... I meant ... banned for assuming that I would give them any clothes ... ermm .. no, wait... banned for suggesting that I would have anything to do with Orc trade Edited February 5, 2022 by worik
Idyll Posted February 5, 2022 Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, worik said: BANNED for shouting out loud to the neighbourhood that I have some in the basem... I meant ... banned for assuming that I would give them any clothes ... ermm .. no, wait... banned for suggesting that I would have anything to do with Orc trade BANNED for not openly displaying your mercantile cloth and seemingly going against the cliché where the slaves aren't orcs but ruled by them. Bonus: BANNED for presumably not seizing the opportunity to meld both your mercantile abilities with your "Orc trade" to open a specifically sex-based business.
Psalam Posted February 5, 2022 Posted February 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Idyll said: BANNED for not openly displaying your mercantile cloth and seemingly going against the cliché where the slaves aren't orcs but ruled by them. Bonus: BANNED for presumably not seizing the opportunity to meld both your mercantile abilities with your "Orc trade" to open a specifically sex-based business. BANNED because we are obviously not impacted by stereotypes and cliches
DonQuiWho Posted February 5, 2022 Posted February 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, LadySmoks said: Banned because stereotypes and cliches can be great humor... if one is able to laugh at themself (those who find offense in everything need to find a nice vanilla website) Banned for slicing Psalami
Psalam Posted February 5, 2022 Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, DonQuiWho said: Banned for slicing Psalami BANNED for just now noticing
Psalam Posted February 6, 2022 Posted February 6, 2022 12 hours ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for being so disparaging about poor @DonQuiWho's lack of observational awareness (although his Psalami play on words was top notch) BANNED for praising and criticizing in one sentence - what are you, my boss?
worik Posted February 6, 2022 Posted February 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED for praising and criticizing in one sentence - what are you, my boss? BANNED for having such a nice and friendly boss
DonQuiWho Posted February 6, 2022 Posted February 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, worik said: BANNED for having such a nice and friendly boss BANNED for tasteful understatement
worik Posted February 6, 2022 Posted February 6, 2022 10 minutes ago, DonQuiWho said: BANNED for tasteful understatement BANNED for critizing my relaxed, generous and lazy sunday mood
DonQuiWho Posted February 6, 2022 Posted February 6, 2022 4 hours ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for misinterpreting what appears to be a compliment of how you managed to make your point while not appearing to say much at all. (It's a woman thing, and we tend to forget we have such hidden superpower, which is a form of mind control we use to bend the will of men and make them think it was THEIR idea!) Banned for unclassifying OTT. (Osmotic Thought Transfer. The process in which a woman is convinced that if she has thought of something, a man should know it)
DonQuiWho Posted February 6, 2022 Posted February 6, 2022 3 hours ago, LadySmoks said: Banned for getting it backwards... when a woman thinks of something, it is all about convincing the man that HE actually thought of it (he maintains his male ego, and she gets her way... all is right with the world) BANNED for being too funny by half!
Idyll Posted February 7, 2022 Posted February 7, 2022 3 hours ago, DonQuiWho said: BANNED for being too funny by half! BANNED for being subverted by the opposition.
DonQuiWho Posted February 7, 2022 Posted February 7, 2022 7 hours ago, Idyll said: BANNED for being subverted by the opposition. Banned for failing to recognise the talent of two
Psalam Posted February 7, 2022 Posted February 7, 2022 1 hour ago, DonQuiWho said: Banned for failing to recognise the talent of two BANNED because next you'll want "Tea for Two"
Guest Posted February 7, 2022 Posted February 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Psalam said: BANNED because next you'll want "Tea for Two" > Banned for my mom and I are only ones in the family who sips tea (for two)
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