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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because that appears to be the subtheme (letting others in on secrets) of the Threads this week

BANNED because we still don't know who farted in the elevator. ?

Spoiler

And FFP2 masks are as useless as cow dung against that ?

 

Edited by worik
Posted
17 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED because we still don't know who farted in the elevator. ?

Banned for not having a dog close by to blame.

Posted
Just now, LadySmoks said:

Banned for not having a dog close by to blame.

BANNED for having no idea how BIG this dog would need to be

Posted
13 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for having no idea how BIG this dog would need to be

BANNED because my last dog was only 70# but she could clear the entire HOUSE with a fart

Posted
25 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because my last dog was only 70# but she could clear the entire HOUSE with a fart

Double BANNED for overkill, as my husband had a 14 kg beagle mix that could do the same... after eating anything pork!

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Double BANNED for overkill, as my husband had a 14 kg beagle mix that could do the same... after eating anything pork!

BANNED because I know husbands who can do that, too. And more.  ... after eating 14kg of anything pork  ?

Edited by worik
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Posted
1 hour ago, worik said:

BANNED because I know husbands who can do that, too. And more.  ... after eating 14kg of anything pork  ?

Banned for completely misunderstanding... the dog was 14 kg and farted after eating pork

Posted
23 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for completely misunderstanding... the dog was 14 kg and farted after eating pork

BANNED because I think you may have misunderstood the implication that it's husbands, and not dogs, causing the odor.

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because I think you may have misunderstood the implication that it's husbands, and not dogs, causing the odor.

BANNED for diverting the focus away from the study of pigs and the important question if and how much they fart after eating 14kg of dog.

 

Spoiler

? Well.... now that you mention husbands ... we might want to have a control group

 

Edited by worik
Posted
12 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for diverting the focus away from the study of pigs and the important question if and how much they fart after eating 14kg of dog.

Banned for suggesting a pig should eat a dog (My husband's dog had back up... his OTHER "dog" was a 60 kg Malamute/ wolf hybrid)

Posted
18 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for suggesting a pig should eat a dog

BANNED for questioning the higher purpose of science

Spoiler

palisades-the-muppet-show-labs-beaker-pl

 

Posted
27 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for questioning the higher purpose of science

Banned for thinking I mentioned "science", as THAT stuff is Psalam's realm (today's science is yesterday's witchcraft)

Posted
41 minutes ago, stingray1995 said:

Banned and canceled for being a nihilistic Apologist with a dash of LaVeyan Satanism.

Banned for not having a clue about Orthodoxy, or the fact that many "witches brews" are in fact now known to work because of chemical compounds in plants used

Posted
1 hour ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for not having a clue about Orthodoxy, or the fact that many "witches brews" are in fact now known to work because of chemical compounds in plants used

 

Banning all of you for having been at the Nirnroot again ....

Posted
1 hour ago, donkeywho said:

Banning all of you for having been at the Nirnroot again ....

Banned as you cannot make vodka from imaginary Skyrim plants

Posted
2 hours ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned as you cannot make vodka from imaginary Skyrim plants

Banning all of you for being valid and omnipresent metadata in a social category and using incomplete sentences.

Posted
3 hours ago, stingray1995 said:

Banning all of you for being valid and omnipresent metadata in a social category and using incomplete sentences.

BANNED for being a grammar Nazi on the internet (see ma, no punctuation)

Posted
3 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for being a grammar Nazi on the internet (see ma, no punctuation)

 

Banned for not understanding the humour contained in Nazi Grammarama

 

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, donkeywho said:

 

Banned for not understanding the humour contained in Nazi Grammarama

 

 

BANNED for using German with its two-page long sentence run-ons as the example of proper grammar

Posted
31 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for using German with its two-page long sentence run-ons as the example of proper grammar

> banned for banning about grammar

Posted
4 minutes ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for banning about grammar

BANNED for suggesting that you can limit my right to ban based on any bann thing I want to ban about

Posted
2 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for suggesting that you can limit my right to ban based on any bann thing I want to ban about

> banned for even banning has limits

Posted
Just now, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for even banning has limits

BANNED for what limits can be placed on banning?

(The quality of BANNING is not strained;

It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven;

Upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed -

It blesseth him that gives, and him that takes.)

Posted
44 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for what limits can be placed on banning?

(The quality of BANNING is not strained;

It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven;

Upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed -

It blesseth him that gives, and him that takes.)

 

Banned for dragging a proper wordsmith into this grammatical cesspit

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