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The Banning Game - II


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Posted
16 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for practicing medicine without a license

BANNED for restricting some random occult shamanistic rituals with bureaucracy

Posted
5 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for restricting some random occult shamanistic rituals with bureaucracy

BANNED for wanting your medical problems dealt with by someone with a passing knowledge of goats

Posted
24 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for wanting your medical problems dealt with by someone with a passing knowledge of goats

BANNED for forgetting about frogs, spiders and the blood of a virgin at full moon

(although, usually a bottle of cherry juice mixed with some choclate powder suffices)

Posted
1 minute ago, worik said:

BANNED for forgetting about frogs, spiders and the blood of a virgin at full moon

(although, usually a bottle of cherry juice mixed with some choclate powder suffices)

Banned for not including leeches among your wonderous medical cures

Posted
Just now, LadySmoks said:

Banned for not including leeches among your wonderous medical cures

BANNED for dipping your toe into one of modern medicines favorite new techniques

Posted
2 hours ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for dipping your toe into one of modern medicines favorite new techniques

BANNED for confusing leeches with bloodletting as a new technique.

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Posted
22 minutes ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for confusing leeches with bloodletting as a new technique.

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BANNED for being needed for good old-fashioned pregnancy tests

Posted
11 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for being needed for good old-fashioned pregnancy tests

BANNED for what?? Have you been huffing paint thinner again?

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Posted
33 minutes ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for what?? Have you been huffing paint thinner again?

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BANNED because in the good old days we used to use rodents (specifically ovaries) to test for pregnancy --- don't you even know when to run?

Posted
3 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because in the good old days we used to use rodents (specifically ovaries) to test for pregnancy --- don't you even know when to run?

BANNED for teaching me something new on the weekend, and no, that's how you get shot in the back.

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Posted
22 minutes ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for teaching me something new on the weekend, and no, that's how you get shot in the back.

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BANNED for needing additional weekend education (try Googling the phrase "the rabbit died")

Posted
4 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for needing additional weekend education (try Googling the phrase "the rabbit died")

BANNED for being a large-brained old man who feels the need to espouse to much. (get off your soap box)

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Posted
1 minute ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for being a large-brained old man who feels the need to espouse to much. (get off your soap box)

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BANNED for not having sympathy with an old man whose brain doesn't work as well as it used to (and neither does anything else)

Posted (edited)
27 minutes ago, Psalam said:

BANNED for not having sympathy with an old man whose brain doesn't work as well as it used to (and neither does anything else)

BANNED for assuming that I'm that young or unsympathetic and that I'm instead attacking an opponent showing an opening. (my career destroyed me and caused a number of traumatic head injuries, so...)

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Edited by GreyMouse
Posted
4 minutes ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for assuming that I'm that young or unsympathetic and that I'm instead attacking an opponent showing an opening. (my career destroyed me and caused a number of traumatic head injuries, so...)

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BANNED for chasing women, weak men and various other types up onto furniture. (Put the hammer down rat.)

Posted
Just now, netruss1964 said:

BANNED for chasing women, weak men and various other types up onto furniture. (Put the hammer down rat.)

BANNED for limiting my sport and wear your shoes, weak man, or I'll break your toe. (no touches my hammer)

??

Posted
5 minutes ago, GreyMouse said:

BANNED for limiting my sport and wear your shoes, weak man, or I'll break your toe. (no touches my hammer)

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BANNED because I had no idea you were into the hammer toss (hammer + sport)

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because I had no idea you were into the hammer toss (hammer + sport)

BANNED for the lack of gratitude that the rodent isn't entertaining itself with tree-tossing

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Posted
46 minutes ago, worik said:

BANNED for the lack of gratitude that the rodent isn't entertaining itself with tree-tossing

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BANNED because the rodent would do much better at tree climbing than tree tossing

Posted
1 hour ago, Psalam said:

BANNED because the rodent would do much better at tree climbing than tree tossing

Banned for sending poor rodent to his certain demise, as both snakes and cats climb trees (cats are just too dumb to get back down)

Posted
43 minutes ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned for sending poor rodent to his certain demise, as both snakes and cats climb trees (cats are just too dumb to get back down)

 

BANNED because a hammer wielding rodent is not bothered by cats, snakes or whacked out NPC types. ( Hammer time! )

Posted
2 hours ago, netruss1964 said:

BANNED because a hammer wielding rodent is not bothered by cats, snakes or whacked out NPC types. ( Hammer time! )

Banned because any hammer a tiny mouse can carry can not do much damage

Posted
2 hours ago, LadySmoks said:

Banned because any hammer a tiny mouse can carry can not do much damage

> banned for confirming the law of physics

Posted
1 hour ago, EvalovesEP said:

> banned for confirming the law of physics

BANNED for mentioning the unneeded confirmation.

Gravity gets you. Sooner or later. Always!

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