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Ashal

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Granted, but... uhh.. Trying to think of a negative to this... OH

 

Granted, but they keep respawning. (is that bad? :angel: )

 

 

I wish for the horse of Mr. Hands himself, so that I may order him to impale anyone I'm angry with.

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Granted, but then the first person you get angry with is yourself.

 

I wish I didn't read all those wishes between Gaggedgirl and Anachromie... a conversation between two horny women like that is just... I wasnt ready for it.

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Granted, but you forget the past 5 years of your life.

 

I wish for bigger nipples, mine are too small in proportion to my breasts, also they're a bit hard to tug on :P

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I already don't remember 3 of those last 5 years.  Most of my memories were lost in my car accident 2 years ago.

 

Granted.  These are now what your breasts look like:

big-tits-big-nipples.jpg

 

I wish I could work with one of the girls at work that I really like, and we can hit it off and she'd say yes to me asking her out.

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Granted. She says yes, but you find out she has Hepatitis

 

(My breasts are already freakin' ginormous, but I don't think I'd enjoy them being THAT shape! Although I do like the nipples somewhat, lol)

 

I wish for my latex-wear to not get all sweaty and impossible to take off

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Granted, now it slips all 100% of the time and is impossible to ever keep on, even for a second.  Even using tape or glue doesnt work.

 

I wish my internet would stop being so slow today.

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Granted, you now have 10Tb/s internet speeds, but the technology to use it's special form of data transfer won't be invented in your lifetime.

 

I wish for a 2 week vacation from work, Head Manager is stressful.

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Granted, but during your vacation, your replaced and need to start from the entree level position again.

 

I wish it was warmer than 0 fucking degrees outside.

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Granted, it's now 1 degree, but with a windchill so vicious it feel like 50 below zero.

 

I wish for a Core2Quad processor, so I may watch LoversLab mods in extreme HD without framerates plummeting.

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Granted, but your computer cant handle the upgrade and it explodes.  Literally.  Just explodes.

 

I wish Camtasia files didn't take so fucking long to save or take up so much room on my harddrive.

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Granted *Deletes 99.89% of the functionality and replaces it with a simple Woof! message triggered every time you enter whiterun*

 

I wish that I could find an open minded single submissive girl to have kinky online fun with who doesn't use what I teach her to screw people over.

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