Pixie-K Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, you're hired!..... As an Umbrella Corporation Test Subject. I wish PVC clothing wouldn't get hard and brittle in cold weather
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, now it gets hard and brittle in ALL weathers! (honestly I'd be sad too) I wish my actual work uniform to look something like this http://adultsonlyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-Bdsm-Hentai-Hot-Uniform-490942997.jpg
Spectre_15 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, but your job has nothing to do whatsoever with sex. I wish Gaggedgirl was tied up to my bed.
Pixie-K Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, you're now one of MY employees, mua ha ha. (I manage an "adult" store, I don't show THAT much, gotta keep it tasteful but I dress like a hooker made of plastic most days at work) I wish my clear PVC skirt didn't rip, fuck this 20 below 0 weather ;_; I HATE SNOW. Rain is easy to deal with when your clothing is made out of the same stuff as raincoats xD EDIT: Dammit... I was replying to GaggedGirl lol
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, but now you can't even take it off. ALSO Granted, but you need to feed me 'Cause I'm NOT moving from there I wish I really worked in an adult store
Spectre_15 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, but you sit in the warehouse taking inventory of the boxes of "products" that the store sells. I wish I didnt have a headache.
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, I can work work to take it off, if you know what I mean... I wish I was alone for all of the day, so I could spend more time with you guys
Spectre_15 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, but you're alone with me, and I will get you as horny as I can without satisfying you because I'm an evil bastard. I wish I never had my accident 2 years ago that severely damaged my memory.
Pixie-K Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, you get MY accident from a few years ago that damaged MY memory xD I wish I could find the key to the handcuffs on my bedposts, they just sit there being useless.
Spectre_15 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, but the key is broken and unusable. I wish I could get chinese food. Im hungry.
Pixie-K Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, but you have to share it with me! And don't forget the Furikake and spring rolls. I wish for food in general. There's like nothing to eat here, and I hate grocery shopping >_<
Spectre_15 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Granted, but I take half of your food since you stole my fucking Chinese >_< I wish my stomach didnt hurt.
nonusnomeni Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 granted now your head legs arms spin and kidneys are hurt i wish no wish
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Granted, you'll be alone at not having a wish. I wish for the equivalent of immortality, but with money instead of longevity
Spectre_15 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Granted. You shall be brutally murdered, buried in a ditch, never found, and become one with the earth. In a few years, you will sprout a big beautiful tree, and while you're doing your tree things, some big sweaty guy with an ax will come through the woods, and cut you down. Then he will drag you through the mud, tie you to his truck, and drive back to a lumber mill. He will then proceed to grind you up and turn you into hundreds of $1 bills, used mostly for hookers and to snort cocaine. Congrats. You're immortal money. I wish I didn't waste 5 minutes thinking of that overly long corruption.
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 (You had me at " Then he will drag you through the mud, tie you to his truck,...". Were it not from the rest, that part is actually hot lol) Granted, but you have to rewrite the post, so it will be granted and not granted at the same time! I wish life had cheat codes
nonusnomeni Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 granted but they work only for beta version i wish real life have save/load option
Spectre_15 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Granted, but they only work in the beta version I wish I could tie up Gaggedgirl and drag her through the mud to my house.
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Granted. Now do it! I wish TheVoid would follow through on that wish
Spectre_15 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 I would, but I don't know you IRL. I wish I knew Gaggedgirl in real life so I could follow through with that wish.
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Granted, you just have to send a PM! I wish I get a PM from TheVoid in the next minutes!
nonusnomeni Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 granted but it will be on klingon i wish to read that message
Spectre_15 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 ...Cant be done. I wish I had more cookies D:
nonusnomeni Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 you will never have any cookie in all your life i wish http://www.theyucadiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chocolate-tart-117A.jpg
gaggedgirl123 Posted January 25, 2014 Posted January 25, 2014 Granted, but you can only look at it, not eat it. I wish for some different kind of chocolate cake... AKA some busty girl covered in chocolate
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