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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted, you're hired!..... As an Umbrella Corporation Test Subject.

 

 

I wish PVC clothing wouldn't get hard and brittle in cold weather  :(

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Granted, you're now one of MY employees, mua ha ha.

(I manage an "adult" store, I don't show THAT much, gotta keep it tasteful but I dress like a hooker made of plastic most days at work)

 

 

I wish my clear PVC skirt didn't rip, fuck this 20 below 0 weather ;_;

 

 

I HATE SNOW. Rain is easy to deal with when your clothing is made out of the same stuff as raincoats xD

 

 

EDIT: Dammit... I was replying to GaggedGirl lol

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Granted, but you're alone with me, and I will get you as horny as I can without satisfying you because I'm an evil bastard.

 

I wish I never had my accident 2 years ago that severely damaged my memory.

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Granted, you get MY accident from a few years ago that damaged MY memory xD

 

 

I wish I could find the key to the handcuffs on my bedposts, they just sit there being useless.

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Granted, but you have to share it with me! And don't forget the Furikake and spring rolls.

 

I wish for food in general. There's like nothing to eat here, and I hate grocery shopping >_<

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Granted.  You shall be brutally murdered, buried in a ditch, never found, and become one with the earth.  In a few years, you will sprout a big beautiful tree, and while you're doing your tree things, some big sweaty guy with an ax will come through the woods, and cut you down.  Then he will drag you through the mud, tie you to his truck, and drive back to a lumber mill.  He will then proceed to grind you up and turn you into hundreds of $1 bills, used mostly for hookers and to snort cocaine.  Congrats.  You're immortal money.

 

I wish I didn't waste 5 minutes thinking of that overly long corruption.

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(You had me at " Then he will drag you through the mud, tie you to his truck,...". Were it not from the rest, that part is actually hot lol)

 

Granted, but you have to rewrite the post, so it will be granted and not granted at the same time!

 

I wish life had cheat codes

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