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Ashal

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Granted but he can stay here only 1 hour...

 

I wish to continue being here during the next 3days, even if it's impossible, or to advance the time to sunday at night...

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Granted but you have no controllers.

(if you really want that, just look for something called ZSNES or google "SNES Emulator")

 

 

I wish for Brazilian waxing that didn't hurt so goddamned much.

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Granted, but it's not as effective.

 

I wish I had working controllers for my new SNES.

 

PS emulators arent as good, quality-wise, as the real system.

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Granted.  Now her ass is looking you in the eyes.

 

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I wish I didnt record footage of me farming xp and health in Kurovadis that I need to sit through and watch for like 3 minutes during this editing process.

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Granted, but you're still bored...

 

I wish I could sleep now without being ennoyed... (optional: dream about your Peach's picture, TheVoid, she's cute and... Weel it's exciting and I won't say anything else abouter that!)

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granted, you stop watching porn and go out to take a walk and stretch a little.

 

i wish for never-empty-nacho-dispensers all over the world!

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Granted, but they're stale as hell and only come in "Ghost Pepper" flavor.

 

I wish this Pop Tart  I'm eating was NOT stale as hell >_<

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Granted, you're no longer tired but now you suffer from narcolepsy. (falling asleep purely at random)

 

I wish the blade I keep in my boot when I go out wasn't so dull and decorational.

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Granted, now it's so sharp that it occasionally cuts through the boot and stabs your foot.

 

I wish bosses would fucking hire me, instead of trashing my resume every time

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