Halstrom Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 A security guard friend just told me how 4 women rushed up to him a few nights ago, "There's a weird Asian guy who's been following and chasing us for 3 blocks" The not so weird Asian guy comes around the corner and waves to my mate to come over. "Hey mate, glad to see you, one of those girls dropped their phone about 6 blocks back, I've even been waving the phone at them but they still kept running away"
Emily Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Men are made for women. Women are made for men. Emily like penis, .. Especially when the nut sack whips her rectum repeatedly.
Vulcanoids Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 God gave men strength to conquer the world. God gave women vagina to conquer the men. Only Horny men are victims. you can't conquer me so easily.
Halstrom Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Long dangly nutsacks are vastly overrated, especially if they fall out the side of your dac's and you accidently sit on them
LordJerle Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 I think women think "Men think? HA!" On a side note, I have no "Don't look at her boobs" feature in my brain. It's just "YAY! BOOBIES!"
Adam Jensen Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT STOP OPPRESSING ME Woah, take it easy man.
Astaroth-Lite Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Woah, take it easy man. So how about that internet, eh?
Adam Jensen Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Woah, take it easy man. So how about that internet, eh? I thought the picture would point out that I was joking.
Astaroth-Lite Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 Is anybody really taking anything seriously in here? I mean, if you say I am, then I guess I am.
Adam Jensen Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 Is anybody really taking anything seriously in here? I mean, if you say I am, then I guess I am. This is becoming quite confusing, isn't it?
Emily Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. These things can take a pounding.
AgentChicken Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. These things can take a pounding. Emily you just made my day.
Astaroth-Lite Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. These things can take a pounding. Betty White does make a good point.
Nonsense667 Posted August 14, 2013 Posted August 14, 2013 Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. These things can take a pounding. Betty White does make a good point. And I'm off to the rant thread! Away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AwfulArchdemon Posted August 20, 2013 Posted August 20, 2013 Wanna know what I think? I think women think men don't like them. Their bodies, sure. But 'them', I believe they think we don't enjoy their presence. We can be nice and stuff, but until you actually spend time with a woman, you only know as much about her, as she knows about you (everyone wants to make a great 1st impression). The moment you can fart loudly, and the 2 of you make a funny joke about it immediately...then you may be ready to hook up. The moment you both get into an argument with another couple, and beat that ass as a couple, you may be ready to hook up. When you went to a party together, and neither one of you remember what the f*** you did that night...you may be ready. But to jump right on someone who's hot and say to yourself "this is who I want", is likely a major mistake. Temptation is to damned dangerous!
DocClox Posted August 20, 2013 Posted August 20, 2013 and btw i don't believe there is man&women, black&white, christian&muslim...i believe there is only one single human individual who can speak only for himself, not even for his twin(and definitely not for his children), only for himself... Well sure. I mean I don't believe there is dog and cat, only four legged mammals, each of which must be taken on his or her own terms. However, I have noticed that some of them show a marked predisposition to fetch sticks and bark at the postman, while others seem more interested in climbing trees and catching mice. I guess my point is that just because a statement is a generalisation, that doesn't automatically mean it's invalid. Generalisations can still be true for enough of the group in question to make them worthy of discussion.
Dragonovich Posted August 22, 2013 Posted August 22, 2013 I think women are alright except for feminists...
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