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5 minutes ago, Psalam said:
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And 8837 times CPU has found it appropriate to point it out!

For the 8838th time: I spend my time moderating this site.

So, let's say, it is just my job.

Posted
2 hours ago, CPU said:

So, let's say, it is just my job.

:classic_happy: It is known

 

THE BIG ALMANACH OF JOB DESCRIPTIONS ed.2012

(Megadodo Publications)

Job #8839 LoversLab Moderator

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(So, with every one I "mess up" I am closer to seeing the number of posts equal the number upon which we are working. As I mentioned several pages back.)

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I am not going to remove your previous post @Psalam just because the idea, Of getting the number of posts close to the actual number.

And I like it 8841 times multiplied by e^(π*i).

Posted
8 hours ago, worik said:

THE BIG ALMANACH OF JOB DESCRIPTIONS ed.2012

(Megadodo Publications)

Job #8839 LoversLab Moderator

Job #8842 Skyrim Park Ranger S.L.U.T.S. Ponygirl

 

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DiD creates odd situations ?

Posted
3 hours ago, donttouchmethere said:

Job #8842 Skyrim Park Ranger S.L.U.T.S. Ponygirl

Job #8843 Blessed Sister in the Sisterhood of Dibella, 

seniority grade "Novice", public evening responsibilities

Counselling and spiritual guidance for common people

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2 hours ago, worik said:

Job #8843 Blessed Sister in the Sisterhood of Dibella, 

seniority grade "Novice", public evening responsibilities

Counselling and spiritual guidance for common people

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Job #8844 Experimental Subject; Type: New Equipment; Status: Involuntary; Provenance: Falkreath

 

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43 minutes ago, Psalam said:
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Job #8844 Experimental Subject; Type: New Equipment; Status: Involuntary; Provenance: Falkreath

 

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Job #8845 Technical assistant for Mecha suit Testing

*** Llathesi's Laboratorys is hiring ***

 

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3 hours ago, worik said:

Job #8843 Blessed Sister in the Sisterhood of Dibella, 

seniority grade "Novice", public evening responsibilities

Counselling and spiritual guidance for common people

I'm so dim-witted sometimes ?

Now I get what the flower-ring stands for ☺️

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I'm so sad. I'm at work and don't have access to all my fine Skyrim pictures so I'll have to do this instead:

 

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Job #8846: Mannequin for bridal dress, only daisies need apply

 

Justin Alexander - New, 8846, Size 10

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Job #8847  Dancer, public entertainment in inns. A supporting bard is recommended.

Usually not much money involved for the dancer, aside from free mead and "invitations". But it can keep the patrons thirsty.

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Job #8849 Skyrim Safari Guide

Are you a bored City Guard and you never get to fight the big stuff because your best conjuration is a skeever familiar?

A run away Hydragon Slave that wants to blow some steam?

A failed Paladin that found out that fire magic is way more fun than wielding a sword?

A failed dragonborn that still runs around as SLUTS pony girl and needs to do all kinds of jobs -like safari guide- to get the arrears paid off?

Look no further, join the Riften Forest Safari!

The first ten bottles of mead are for free ?

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Actually that didn't went so well, 

A giant went berserk and every survivor (incl PC) fled on this little island and everyone is shooting arrows, fireballs and acid spit into the forrest to hit that huge - yet elusive - target somewhere behind the trees.

 

Instead of checking if that giant bleed out on itself we all went back to riften to get drunk and tell long stories of our heroic victory that day!

(little did the pony girl know who was waiting still there in the woods on her way to the deliver the next doomed cargo run)

 

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Job #8850 Explorer: Explore strange new worlds, Seek out new life and new civilizations, Boldly go where no man has gone before!

 

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Job #8851 Donation collector for Skyrim's aedric deities.

 

Fortunately even priests in the service of other Aedra agree to a donation.  Though sometimes, they get a bit irritated about your doings in their temple.

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The feeling when you come home - after a long day of adventures - and you want too fall into your cozy bed only to find out that there is no space left. ?

8852 times I told MyHomeIsYourHome where they have to sleep, and 8852 times I get ignored. ?

Guess it's the Fur for solo spooning while sleeping in the main hall for me ?

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(nice idea worik with the preview pic^^)

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Bonus:

On 3/1/2019 at 4:49 AM, donttouchmethere said:

Job #8842 Skyrim Park Ranger S.L.U.T.S. Ponygirl

 

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DiD creates odd situations ?

Just in case you where curious what they are all staring at ^^ :

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better them than me

Posted
58 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

(nice idea worik with the preview pic^^)

Thank you :classic_blush:

I had been hammering by brain for 8853 virtual timeticks ⏲️ to come up with something like that ...

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5 hours ago, worik said:

Clearly, it takes some time to read all that:

But I doubt a Rolex would speed up that time or make it more pleasing :classic_wacko:

 

 

 

Does that apply here?

 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Does that apply here?

Only if your ticket was printed on the official "Mettler Toledo model 8857 "

 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Psalam said:

And how about here?

...  ?

Must be a the best buddy of #8859

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6 minutes ago, worik said:

...  ?

Must be a the best buddy of #8859

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That's true and it's good to have such a fine friend when the world condemns you for loving the wrong person!

 

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(If anyone has trouble reading it the number is 8860)

Posted
8 hours ago, Psalam said:

 when the world condemns you for loving the wrong person!

She knows that this is not about love in the conventional meaning of the word.

 

It is Job #8861 Travelling Sister: Bring spiritual guidance and counselling into the remote villages

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4 minutes ago, worik said:

She knows that this is not about love in the direct meaning of the word.

 

It is

Job #8861 Travelling Sister: Bring spiritual guidance and counselling into the villages

 

 

 

 

And do you think that this is? (By the way, for those of you who can't read the text on the bottom of the page any better than I can this is an Allure 8862.)

 

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Allure 8862
 
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