Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 I know NOW. How did YOU know? Did they attack you? Or something better?
LordJerle Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 Because. Boobies. Why are boobies so comfy? (EDIT: Ninja'd. You bastard)
Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 Why would I know? Ask a girl, she would know better. Would she?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 Because they forgot to add sugar. Am I wrong?
Guest Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 Yes, you're wrong. Very wrong. The wrong levels are off the charts. I think you might have broken the Wrong-O-Meter. You knocked the Wrongball outta the park. If you had a penny for how wrong you were, you'd have a penny. You're so wrong, you recursively came back around to being right, only to lap around that and be wrong once more. Does that adequately describe it?
Emily Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 YES~! Again, Why Sperm taste bitter ?? Emily thought boys know better.
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Because its concentrated baby DNA. Enough to populate an entire town. And babies taste terrible. Why does sperm carry so much information, yet only one cell will reach an egg?
Guest Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Because life is crazy like that. YES~! Again, Why Sperm taste bitter ?? Emily thought boys know better. It comes down to diet. Fatty diets lead to bitterness, healthier to better tasting. Savvy?
HyperonicX Posted August 4, 2013 Author Posted August 4, 2013 ... Si... *is hit over the head with a guitar* Why does Emily talk about penises so much? I'm getting uncomfortable...
Thulas Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Because she just wants to know more. Feeling uncomfortable about her?
Thulas Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 You know the answer, roboty! Is killing the own personality considered murder?
Thulas Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Concidering I wouldn't be dead after this, I guess no. Have you pulled your plug by the way? (I don't care wich one)
Guest Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 No. Why would you think an autonomous 40-foot tall robot would require being plugged into a wall whatsoever.
Thulas Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 I ment these kind of plugs: Why haven't you got that innuendo?
Guest Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Because. Why does that look more like a light inside it rather than a, well... other thing?
Thulas Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Because the doctor wants to know what happens inside your...mouth. Have you opened it?
Guest Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 No, and I have no intentions of doing so. Unless this is my doctor?
Thulas Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Sorry to tell you, but you have Lupus. Will you die now?
Guest Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 No. Don't you know it's never Lupus, except for that one time?
Thulas Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Since I never saw that show, no, I don't know there actually was one time Lupus. What about you?
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