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I'm bored right now, that's why.

 

Where are those turkeys?

Posted

Breakfast is tasty, especially pancakes, waffles, crepes, strudels, whatever.

 

Why tuna-pizza?

Posted

Because I couldn't eat Italian breakfast as usual (aká eat nothing at all) since I need to eat the last remains of fish before my father comes here, who is allergic to fish.

 

Duh?

Posted

Ok.

 

Is that a turkey outside or Sasquatch?

Posted

No.

 

I thought I was marrying someone else?

Posted

Answering with a question:

 

I think it's that Hagraven?

Posted

Titanic is the bridesmaid.

 

Now that i think about it, didn't I dump that hagraven?

Posted

Probably yes, with a sword in her face.

 

You know that Titanic wants to become the new bride if she finds out, right?

Posted

Not surprising.

 

Wouldn't that be a little awkward, being she's already married?

Posted

Yes, I suppose.

 

But her husband is Sam, right?

Posted

Good question.

 

I think the Sam that is one of your minds?

Posted

No. The other Sam would be wrong either. She is married to that guy who keeps ringing my door because he wants Titanic to do her duties as wife. He simply never gets that he actually is talking to me everytime he shows up.

 

Why aren't you a 41-feet tall guarddog-robot-president?

Posted

Simple. I'm just a regular robot-president.

 

Ya dig?

Posted

It's a colloquialism for "do you understand"

 

Savvy?

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