Thulas Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Zombies,(honey)badgers and a solution for the vessel's problem. Are you even able to do this?
HyperonicX Posted July 22, 2013 Author Posted July 22, 2013 He isn't but I am! How many personalities do you think I have?
Guest Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Too many. What would you benefit from with multiple personalities?
Thulas Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Since he is no Malkavian...none at all. Why does everybody seem to want to join my bloodline?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Because of all the vampires, they are the only sane ones. Why don't I have a mind of my own?
Thulas Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Because you don't have the legalies to have one. Want to change that? It only takes one bite.
formel Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Because you are under the influence of my mind control ray How many seas must a white dove sailBefore she sleeps in the sand?
Thulas Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 One mind control ray-sea. You know that one wouldn't be enough, right?
HyperonicX Posted July 22, 2013 Author Posted July 22, 2013 Nope. I have no idea what you are talking about, and I don't want you to bite me either. I'm already a former space pirate elite that can use ancient African sorcery I learned from a different, more awesome vampire, who I call Uncle Incy! Do you know who my Uncle Incy actually is? XD!
Thulas Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Sure. He's Titanic's husband. Which legally means...my husband. How can laws be so evil?
Guest Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Because it's the universe's way of hating you because Titanic is married. Titanic is married?
HyperonicX Posted July 22, 2013 Author Posted July 22, 2013 No, The Thulas has lost it's mind! Why do whale biologists hate whales?
Guest Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Because whales secretly plot to rise up and take over the oceans from the dolphins. But why haven't the seahorses, the clearly superior species, taken action because of this?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Because they are too lazy to do that. Why are they lazy, anyway?
Paranoia HD Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 There too busy eating potatoe chips and blowing bubbles. Why is microsoft a money hungry vampire?
HyperonicX Posted July 23, 2013 Author Posted July 23, 2013 Because, and I've said it thousands of times ever since they first told everyone about the Xbone, that they have lost their minds! (And I ain't getting one, cause they can bring back that lot of failure they announced at any time, due to them changing their policies at any time!) Why is there so few games on the PS Vita that I am interested in?
Guest Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Because Sony secretly hates you. Didn't you know it's all a global conspiracy with the Illuminati, Al Qaeda, the US, the UN, the EU, UAE, ABS, BBC, CBS, NBC, HDMI, USB, DDS, SSD, ATP, ATF, DEA, CSI, CIA, FBI and RTFM to keep any interesting games away from you?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Because they are playing them themselves. Why am I a living vampire?
Thulas Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Because life is an illusion caused by false values in actio and reactio, because being alive is nothing more but the pathetic will to be so. Ho want's a peace of a champ?
Thulas Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Of course, but I think you didn't got the joke. I wrote "ho" instead of "who". And I ment it. Was that one so well hidden?
Guest Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Sort of, I think. I was gonna put down something like "No thanks, I got plenty when Marina and Titanic last visited so I'm good." Where's the beef?
Thulas Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 You already said that Marina and Titanic visited you. This means that I got it. Had fun with a married woman and her elder sister?
Thulas Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Your arms are robotic, of course they can bend like that. And handcuffs can easily be replaced by magnetics. So, is your butt still red and swollen? Marina want's to know that; I personally really don't care.
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