Emily Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 mmmm, emily could put you in her dungeon, it'll be a bit painful but she will oil your body and worship you. no worries about gender emily ate both. What do you do if someone threw you a grenade?
Sun Shang Xiang Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 I would return it to it's owner. If someone throws something away, why should I want it? It would be useless to me. Isn't that what anyone would do?
Emily Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 Someone never threw grenade nor bouquet of flowers to little emily. So she wouldn't know.. Isn't a soldier must cover the grenade with his body whenever he see one?
Guest Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Yes, but that's because the grenade catching robots went on strike. Did you not hear about that strike?
EllieSuraCremisi Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 yes i did but shouldn't you be worshiping me instead?
Emily Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 No, but emily insist to introduce her leather boot. Us flag bikini is the best bikini on beach?
Thulas Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Only if you tink 'Murica is the bes' of the world. Yehaaaaaa, 'Murica! You know that was just sarcasm, right?
Emily Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Nope. But emily do like strips and stars at beach. It said everything than british bikini. Why korean don't produce porn like japan?
Cyril Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 They do, but it only gets released outside of the country if Kim Jong deems it suitably representative of their nation. Want some Cream of Wheat?
Thulas Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Yes, a little bit would be nice. Wait...you didn't ment you sweet love-pillows, did you?
Cyril Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 That would be cream of teat. Did you want some of that, instead?
Cyril Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 I wouldn't have it any other way, as lazy as I am. Is being this lazy a bad thing?
Guest Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 No it's not bad. I'm sure you have your reasons. Where did that giant cricket go?
Thulas Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 I am sorry, but...he didn't made it. The...turkey got him. Will you attend its burial?
Cyril Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 No because crickets are icky. Does this smell funny to you?
Guest Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 No it kind of smells like... Wait is this ethe- (that is me passing out)?
Thulas Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Interesting reaction. It seems the fun can begin now. Do you want to start, little sister?
Cyril Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Allow me. *Holding a pair of jumper cables.* How do I attach these, again?
Thulas Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Depends on how much fun you want to have. Did you know that you can make him dance like that?
Cyril Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 No, no I didn't. *Pointing at the bondage swing thingy hanging from the ceiling.* And how do we use that?
Thulas Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Don't use that, it only...uhm...scratches! Ignore the child and hang him upside down, will you, sweety?
Guest Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 That is for milkshakes. And let me guess, you're not wearing gloves?
Cyril Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Dare you think I would conceal my beautiful flesh? Can I have a milkshake?
Recommended Posts