Thulas Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 You can't roll it, since it doesn't provide the right answers. I take that as a yes, by the way, the only thing left is one question: Marina or Titanic?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 I don't accept no photos. How would I know they are indeed the sisters?
Thulas Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Ask Cyril or the president if you don't trust me. Also, if you compare the pictures of them you'd see that they clearly are related. Quite feared to finally agree to the deal, aren't we?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Well, yes indeed. I'm having still at least 40 years to live, I don't want no diseases during this time. Wait you telling me Cyril or Nixon already used them ?
Thulas Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 They know both Marina and Titanic well; but they aren't a consumable good like a condom. So you feel fine to never talk to one of them again?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 No, I'm in for the kill. As time stands still, I'm accepting the offer.... And I didn't said they were consumable goods. I'm expecting pink and purple writing here from now on. Ok ?
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 I'm guessing you mean this. Why would you possibly want this?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Thulas said to ask you about the sisters. How are they ?
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 They're sisters. Crazy vampire sisters. One acts like a child in a grown woman's body while the other is borderline sadistic. I'm technically wanted in 14 other countries because of them, though they're also wanted in those countries too. A looooooot of collateral damage was done. Does that give you a good idea?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Yes, thank your Mr. President. Always there to help the modest citizens ! Maybe not in those 14 countries but here you sure do ! Say, what's the bounty ?
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Their bounties include me, a robotic president with a 40-foot tall body that manages to defy the Square-Cube Law and is made of hyper-advanced material that won't be possible for another thousand years and a cannon arm that is the size of 2 Cadillac Escalades parked front-to-back. A cannon I could single-handedly decimate a World Power's army with. You really want to try and collect that bounty?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Oh I'm sorry I haven't realized you're also called Robert Edwin House. Though, you are aware robots are vulnerable to noise right ?
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 I'm not. Also, I killed House so I could take over (though admittedly I stopped playing before I could finish my grand plan). I have only one actual weakness. Can you guess what that might be?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Women, no matter in how much metal you're covered, something will still erect to see them too. Is that so ?
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Somewhat correct, but not just any woman will work. Think you might have a guess aboutt the epic bewbage I'm talking about?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Yeah, I see what you did there. So I take it you're missing Cyril ?
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Well the whole forum misses the legendary boobs. What's that cat doing?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Cat was stalking and probably also preying. Not anymore though. Is he always doing this? I'm feeling nervous now.
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 I'm not talking about that cat. But yeah, he does that from time to time. I'm talking about that flying one over there. See?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 If you mean the cats of a certain guy named Toki, then yeah I see them too. Am I drink too much ? I'm really embarrassed now that I don't see any flying cat.
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Now the flying cat is dancing while reciting Shakespeare. Maybe it means something?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 I've seen that video again and put me in a better mood now. I think it refers something about death but not sure. Come to think of it, when we all hamburger time what will happen to the pets ?
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 We become them when we hamburger time. Why is the word "cleavage" so much fun to say?
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Maybe because it sounds like cleaving. You know cutting people in half is always fun ! Oh... but I think you meant this Thank me later will you ?
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 It will be others who will do the thanking. Cleavage cleavage cleavage. See how much fun it is?
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