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If it has bottles inside I'm all in. I love bottles !

 

Anyone can go 200 years in future and bring me a nuka cola? Always wondered how it tastes.

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Tastes like a mix of cola with a lead, radiated with a plutonium for at least 50 years... or so what I've been told. Don't look at me! I'm not the one who have an intercourse with a ghoul or a mirelurks...

 

 

Why people do swimming in radiated water anyway?

Guest Leonardo W
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they can be eaten by a fish mutant

 

because I can not take x-rays of the head using glasses?

 

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Yes, you can! More so if you put the metal part behind the back of your head and proceed into a CAT scan tube. The result will be hilariously spectacular indeed.

 

 

Why the military doesn't put his money on inventing the BFG 9000 series?

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Because they enjoy having small guns . And also they have yet to fight monsters.

 

Should I join the military to learn how to deal with house bugs myself?

 

 

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Clearly! Don't underestimate them bugs!!! Granted, they're small, but given enough time and evolution, who could predict the outcome!!! Come! You roach insignificant-thingy!!! Taste my aerosol + fire wrath!!!

 

 

Why can't I join the French's Foreign Legion?

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Aha ! More proof of ill acts against the law. Umm...., *ehem* I mean just  go to your local kitchen store. They ought to have those.

 

What are you going to do with them If I may ask ?

 

Guest Leonardo W
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yes, they are among us

 

you one of them?

 

 

edit - (Ninja weeeeeeeee)

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He's here. And there. And further there. Oh and over here. 4 places at once, talk about working hard !

 

Would you quit starring at me once he returns ?

 

Guest Leonardo W
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let's look at the other side, and maybe see a student hot

 

how to spy on women's clothing without getting caught?

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Because you're in a cell full of droppings.

 

Now the most important question in mankind's history... *drumming* *drumming* *drumming*... where can I get a free drink ?

Posted

No. You'll just want to stab yourself with a spoon anyway.

 

Why is the turkey smiling so much?

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