Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 They're mopey and "too cool for the world around them". You decide. I honestly can't think of a good question, so, favorite color?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Ti- I mean boo- I mean, pin- I mean blue. Yeah, blue. That'll do, I guess?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Bluebies? I prefer the flesh colored, myself. I can do body paint, though. Does your head's aquarium have a thermostat?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 No, because it's actually a liquid that lets me breathe as if it were air. Isn't that pretty cool?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 I don't think that would be wise. I think it also helps to keep me alive. Wouldn't want me to die, now would I?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 No, of course not. I guess I'll just crawl inside your chest cavity. Okay?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Okay, but there's not much space. I'm not as "gifted" as others. That joke was just too easy, wasn't it?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Perhaps, but I enjoyed it. We could always talk to Xzibit and get him to pimp your ride, where the ride is your robotic body.
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 No thanks, he'd just put a robot inside of a robot inside of another robot inside of my body. Would you believe that could be incredibly annoying to deal with?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 I don't think so. It's like a Decepticon's Soundwave. A robot inside a robot. Where's the lady bot!!!?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 You should be a little more specific. Do you mean Thulas?
Arcueid Brunestud Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 You've got to be joking!!! Where's the sexy German teacher in black leather latex suit, with a whip, tied and dangling from the air gone to?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 No, actually. Why does my mouse occasionally cut out and I have to jiggle it with all my might before it starts working properly again?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Must...resist...comment...too...easy... I don't know, maybe something on the inside is on the fritz, like a short or something?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 It works fine until I install the drivers so all the buttons work... ah well, it's not annoying enough for me to worry about it. What comment are you resisting? And are you insinuating that I'm easy?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 No, it's the jiggling that is the easy part. Oh, aren't I so not clever?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Very much so. I admire your wit! I've run out of things to do, aside from lavishing Mister Nixon with praise and wonderment. I'm literally sitting here, hitting refresh and that's all. Should I play a video game now?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Probably. Unless you'd like to attend a class on underwater basket weaving?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Hold on, gotta think up of a one-liner for that. Yes. Dammit, why couldn't I come up with something?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Distracted, obviously. I'm drinking a tiny can of NOS, want some?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 I don't drink energy drinks. I GOT IT. "Coming onto you? Only if you promise not to get mad if it gets in your hair." Woo!
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Of course I wouldn't. Free lotion! If a vampire bit me, he'd probably get a caffeine buzz. Think that's true?
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