Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

Cheese. Unfortunately not good one.

 

Is passive aggressiveness a good thing in threesomes?

[Guest]

There's a difference between passive and passive-aggressive.

 

Were you not aware of that?

[Thulas]

Yes, no. Whatever. She is kind of messed up since she is married.

 

Wait, I should be aware of something, shouldn't it?

[Cyril]

Be aware that I'm going to tickle-torture ALL of you.

 

Is that okay?

[Guest]

Oh no, the horror. 

 

You're aware that since I'm a robot that won't work, right?

[Cyril]

Magnets to the processors for you, then.

 

That won't kill you, will it?

[Guest]

Nope. My robot body is protected against magnets.

 

Maybe you could try puppies or something?

[Cyril]

Puppies, huh...

 

Is that an innuendo? Y'know... for boobs?

[Guest]

I knew you were gonna say that, you certainly put honor into the title of Major Jiggle. 

 

Why not both?

[Cyril]

An adorable little puppy sandwiched between two also adorable breasts pressed up against your steely robot body? Sure.

 

Can you run to the fidge and grab me a drink? I'm all hot all of a sudden.

[Guest]

I've got a built-in fridge. It's a new feature.

 

What kind of drink do you want?

[Cyril]

Whatever's clever. 

 

Should I kill Grell again? He apparently has no eyeballs.

[Guest]

If you want. I got you some Boobees. 

 

 

Bet you weren't expecting that, huh?

[Cyril]

No, no I wasn't... That's why you're the President!

 

When do I start sleeping my way to the top?

[Guest]

Whenever you want. Though I prefer women start out on top.

 

See what I did there? Meh, it was about as good as I could do with this sleep deprivation. 

[Cyril]

You should probably get some robo-sleep!

 

Is sex with Thulas like a two-person orgy?

[Thulas]

Uhm...no.

 

Wanna test it?

Say no!

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I like to watch.

 

 

Doesn't we all?

[Thulas]

No. Definitely no.

 

Why would you do that?

[Guest]

Titanic can manifest her own body. Your recollection of it is another matter...

 

Don't you remember? (ha!)

[Thulas]

Sure I know that, but Marina's form is much prettier.

 

GTFO out of my buisness...why don't you go?

[Cyril]

But I liiiike your business.

 

Do I have to?

[Thulas]

Only if Arcu wan'ts to post.

 

And, does he?

[Guest]

I guess not.

 

So what exactly have the girls been doing, the usual?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

What? What is the usual? Tell me!!! Nauuuuuu!!!!

 

 

I shouldn't scream am I?