Thulas Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Yes, but you lack the exquisite taste. Well, and blood at all. Want to be turned into one, sissy?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Hell no! Wait, does my marriage to Titanic and Marina count as that?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Maybe not. I did already point out my ineptitude where being a spouse is counted. Would being a thrall mean I lack emotion? Would I be reduced to a drooling dullard? If so.. not much of a change from now.
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Stop making me sad. Do you want another hug to feel better, or maybe something else?
Thulas Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Yes, lets hug her, and never let go! That was a bad pun, wasn't it?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 It must not have been, because it was over my head. Thus cleverly designed! When do I get my hugs, and/or spankings?
Thulas Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 You wouldn't listen just to be spanked anyway, so no, not from me. Why your chest feels so good while hugging, sissy?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Because they're supple, soft and warm! I can be obedient, when so inclined. Alas, my desire to touch things does not make it so. Problem?
formel Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Surely he does and who didn't want to touch you, these softly rounded forms of your body...mhhhh Now woud you like to run?
Thulas Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Say, when you are dead... ...will I get your TV?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Nope, because I'm being kept alive by boobsorcery. Don't you remember?
Cyril Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Duh is the sound one makes while being suffocated, and betwixt two globes of woman flesh. Can you elaborate further?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 I could, but there are children around. Maybe when they're asleep?
Thulas Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Titanic won't sleep if that tension is in the air. Should you remove it?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 I thought I did, but I guess not. Well now I know what I have to do. Where's my stuff for cleaning?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Nay, my fair bosomed maiden. It is customary for the ser to make the first move. Is thou not familiar with that?
Thulas Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Sounds like the job I once had. That is rather bad, isn't it?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Not this time it won't. I just hope the fair maiden is ready for what's coming?
Guest Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 You are. If you know what I mean. More of my not clever-ness?
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