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Guest Leonardo W
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If accompanied with a girl, it will be good

 

what does the carpet fly?

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The carpet uses black magic to fly.

 

Just be sure to get the proper permits or else you'll receive large fines from the government, okay?

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No, I'm being very explicit that flying without a permit can get you lots of bureaucratic nonsense.

 

But then again not everyone is an empress of chaos, are they?

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No, there's much worse things you could be. 

 

Like me for example,  ya know?

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I don't know. I could be. I tend to forget.

 

What were we talking about?

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I'm not going to sleep with you.

 

What kind of girl do you think I am, some tramp?

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No, I didn't get it yet. Either way, I'm not bribing you.

 

Did you send it through the mail? 

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I only use carrier pigeons, that's the only way of comunication that is safe from NSA.

 

 

How do we get rid of this mess?

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I don't know what that is.

 

What the heck is that?

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An electromagnetic pulse (short EMP), is not good for NSA computers or robot presidents :P

 

Does someone have another way beside of nuclear explosions to generate one?

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The macabre Dance of the Dead

 

Shall I kill you now so you can dance too or you prefer to wait until tomorrow?  :P

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