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I'll take anything I get.

 

Seems it's the perfect opportunity to spend some quality time with my wife; do you mind, Mr.President?

Posted

Hey Sam, long time no see.

 

Would you rather I not help her out while her sister hurls insults and does whatever?

Posted

Right, I forgot you don't speak 'Murikan. :)

 

Would you have wanted me to do nothing to help a depressed Marina while her sister insults her and does whatever?

Posted

I wasn't gonna do anything, besides she'd probably just try to spank me even though I stated I have no butt.

 

Ugh, why did I think this was a good idea?

Posted

Hard to say. He's a very Serious Sam. (Ha!)

 

Why was I amused by that so much?

Posted

For the same reason you haven't driven me off yet.

 

Wanna lock her up and take turns til she admits liking it? Titanic can help!

Posted

Yes, I've got the rope.

 

Have you got the bleach and acid? Wait, that doesn't seem right.

Posted

Perhaps. I think they look quite tasty.

 

I kinda just wanna bite you on the rump, as if it were a juicy peach. May I?

Posted

Because it's called a compliment.

 

Are vampires not familiar with those, and if not may I suggest one of my characters as a substitute in your place? The redhead, Marina has lots of stamina. :)

Posted

That would depend.

 

Who would be going with who?

Posted

Probably because of the mention of the double date, which worries me what could be in store. But it'd be rude to deny the fair bosomed maiden a nice night out.

 

Could it really be called a double date?

Posted

Double D-Date. That was pitiful of me... Sure.

 

We're dating you, and her and I are dating eachother? I'm trying my best to justify it!

 

 

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