Nergui Posted September 20, 2014 Posted September 20, 2014 New games now with 1000% more romances and cutscenes, with combat and gameplay now completely optional and entirely skippable. Everybody is omnisexual and voiced by Felicia Day. Preorder now and recieve the Automated Dialogue Choices DLC free of charge for the ultimate gaming experience. EA, challenge everything. I'm sorry, but that's just wrong. Free DLC does not exist in the same universe as EA.
Cynical Misanthrope Posted September 20, 2014 Posted September 20, 2014 Hmm, I can't come up with anything to say about EA that hasn't been said already. However, I can say something to EA. And that is FUCK YOU!
Eejill Lysciel Posted September 20, 2014 Posted September 20, 2014 New games now with 1000% more romances and cutscenes, with combat and gameplay now completely optional and entirely skippable. Everybody is omnisexual and voiced by Felicia Day. Preorder now and recieve the Automated Dialogue Choices DLC free of charge for the ultimate gaming experience. EA, challenge everything. I'm sorry, but that's just wrong. Free DLC does not exist in the same universe as EA. 20$ is free, according to EA lol
LordJerle Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 Spore was good... Wish there were mod packs for it. After that, EA CAN KISS MY ASS!!!
Adam Jensen Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 EA is like that crazy psycho girlfriend that you know it's bad for you in the long run, but dammit she does some good sex. You know EA's practices are screwing the industry, but I'll be damned, some of their games are goddamned good. Shame, that after a good sex (or game) you go back to knowing that they will never be the one for you. That you better leave before it all goes to hell, but dammit, if only they could change. Spoiler: Neither does.
Abortionist Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 "We just finished the games combat time to move to everything else. Whats that? We're shipping in two weeks?"
FetishSergal Posted December 4, 2014 Posted December 4, 2014 EA just had a good black friday and I bought 6 games in premium and they run fantastically, I must have been lucky, BF4 is amazing, Crysis runs amazing...
chevyowner Posted December 6, 2014 Posted December 6, 2014 The newest decent game from EA for me was NFS Most Wanted from 2005, not the new crappy version from 2012. EA is an amazing company. How much did EA pay you to say that?
shirow Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 The newest decent game from EA for me was NFS Most Wanted from 2005, not the new crappy version from 2012. EA is an amazing company. How much did EA pay you to say that? Uhhhh nothing *cough* *cough*
Arcueid Brunestud Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 EA is a strong advocate of selling numerous house appliance without a proper number of screws to hold it in place. And they like to advertise a massive numbers of house appliance's add-ons that serve little to no purpose. Also they resemble the gelatinous cube in appearance and responsible in the several disappearance cases of a really good colleagues of his. Ubisoft is not going to let anyone going home without touching her. And she like to play hide-for-a-month-and-seek game. Activison like to wear the same apparel year-in and year-out with the only noticeable changes are colours and smells. SEGA is beating anyone who tried to talk of an old poster instead of the newer one to a bloody pulp. And their new poster is horrible at best. Konami just shoved one loaf of bread after another loaf a bread without giving the person to digest the previous meal he had. Capcom said in order to use the build-in loo inside the house you've bought, you must pay an additional fee to unlock the vault door leading to the loo itself of which located inside the house's perimeter that you've have bought previously and legally. Square Enix dumped all of his supporters and befriend Activision. Valve is appointing Steam as a car towing agencies that would not let people owing the cars they've bought. Also, Valve don't want to make a new car. Rumours.
Guest ...failure Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 EA, the company that held sole responsibility of fucking-up Red Alert series and Sim City. I wish they will butt-fucked by narwhal horn. This...
Guest Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 EA is where good developers go to die. RIP Westwood, Maxis, Bioware...
Guest ...failure Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 EA is where good developers go to die. RIP Westwood, Maxis, Bioware... ...and this ^
Otti Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 in the ´80 this was a good company (Archon / Mule ) but later they sucked up. There is only one SoftwareCompany who i really hate more. and thats UBISOFT.
Guest Posted August 1, 2016 Posted August 1, 2016 the last and only EA game i played (and owned) was 007 Nightfire for gamecube
Comrade Isbariya Posted August 1, 2016 Posted August 1, 2016 Spore was actually one of the funniest and cutest EA games, but it got boring quite soon.
ReapersCurse Posted January 31, 2019 Posted January 31, 2019 On 9/9/2015 at 8:00 AM, Guest said: EA is where good developers go to die. RIP Westwood, Maxis, Bioware... Don't forget the beloved Visceral Games. R.I.P., they can't hurt you anymore baby. I will say that EA I hate the most but Bethesda is catching up to them lately.
FauxFurry Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 They still publish The Sims series so I will continue to acknowledge EA's existence for the time being if only ever so briefly when booting up Origin.
DenjiXMakima Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 On 6/26/2016 at 9:09 PM, Otti said: in the ´80 this was a good company (Archon / Mule ) but later they sucked up. There is only one SoftwareCompany who i really hate more. and thats UBISOFT. Amen. "For Honor" was the last straw that made me never go for a ubisoft game again. Yet, EA, I have not played a EA Game in a long time ... last thing was Battlefield something something if I remember right. Can't say I don't like them, can't say I rly like them, their games are more or less boring to me, other people might enjoy them so w/e.
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