dialogue dwagonbown goes uwu

[prisyum]

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dwagonbown goes uwu

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if you complain about this mod or say anything bad about it, i will cry and i will fight you, but not necessarily in that order

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kin, comrades, if you'd be so kind, so gracious, as to lend me a moment of your time, a few brief minutes, i've a warning that i simply must deliver to you. for there is an evil blighting these lands, an evil unlike any of the horrible tragedies that have plagued us prior. an evil forged in the deepest, darkest depths of oblivion. an evil forged by daedra so malicious, so sadistic, even the princes themselves shunned them, cast them out.

that great evil, that i implore you to take up arms against, to shelter yourselves and your loved ones against, is this mod. this terrible, cruel mod, that ruins and corrupts the intent of the brave, valiant people who put their blood, sweat and tears, the very things that make them human like you and i. it is an offense to those who wrote our beloved, wonderful game. an affront to all things good and just in this world and beyond. our ancestors would be rolling in their graves, rustling in their urns, if they knew such a heinous abomination exists.

now i'm sure you're curious, like all fine folk are, what makes this so evil, why i say it is a scourge that torments all things that draw breath. and if information is what it takes to ward you against it, it's information that you'll receive. this horrible thing curses our dear protagonist, interferes with their faculties and makes them talk like a, like a...well, it'd be easier to tell you. just the other morning i was on my way to katla's farm to purchase some crops for dinner and on the way i passed by our brave hero, the one defending us all from all manner of terrible things, talking to a carriage driver. i stopped for a moment, to admire our savior, and can you imagine my surprise when the words that they spoke, and i quote, were "i-i'd wike to wide youw c-cawwiage daddy."

to say i was taken aback at first would be an understatement. our hero might have a storied history, but it's right their in the title, they're heroic. or at least, were heroic. now i know not how or when they received such a deplorable malediction, but i realized then and there two things. that we can no longer count on them to protect us, that it is a duty that once more falls into our own hands. second, and most importantly, we must band together to find a cure. i don't know about you, but i can't fight a bear on my lonesome, let alone an atronach or a vampire. we need our hero back and right now, they're too busy stumbling over their own words, sniffling and sobbing, and talking about riding all manner of things.

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tldr: protag goes uwu haha
will conflict with other stuff that changes dialogue.
put it late? let loot sort it? idk im not your mom
i can make patches for mods that add new dialogue if the authors dont mind me ruining their mods.

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you're all cute, even if you rightfully hate this mod.
and i know its awful but im not sorry.
#1 comic sans fan girl na
shoutout to all my friends that supported me when they should have just taken me out back like old yeller

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• Submitter
  lucypurrr
• Submitted
  06/30/2020
• Category
  Regular Mods
• Requires
• Regular Edition Compatible
  No

 

[donttouchmethere]

 

H-H-hulda  is no-na-*gah*-n-not  a-am-amussssed ?

Spoiler

 

..b-but Mo-mo-monty is pwoud of you:

Spoiler

 

 

V-v-vewy pwod!

Spoiler

 

 

[prisyum]

do you know which mod is overwriting the "heard any rumors lately" line? i can see about making a patch for it

[donttouchmethere]

9 minutes ago, lucypurrr said:

do you know which mod is overwriting the "heard any rumors lately" line? i can see about making a patch for it

I'm usually on LE, but your mod lured me over. ?

 

Mods that add that line or manipulate it would be:

LAL => to start the Helgen quest

SCB => to start the SCB quest

Sexlab Stories => think adds a line to it or even comes with it's own rumors

... any quest mod that wants to be started via rumors?

 

Now that you ask, I never thought much about that one ?

[prisyum]

3 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

I'm usually on LE, but your mod lured me over. ?

 

Mods that add that line or manipulate it would be:

LAL => to start the Helgen quest

SCB => to start the SCB quest

Sexlab Stories => think adds a line to it or even comes with it's own rumors

... any quest mod that wants to be started via rumors?

 

Now that you ask, I never thought much about that one ?

ive already sent arthmoor a message about making a patch for LAL, waiting on a reply there. dont know what scb is off the top of my head. i do wanna make a patch for sexlab, i just havent gotten around to asking whoever i should.

[Guest]

This is the most fucked up mod on this whole website. Congratulations, I love you, and seek God

[prisyum]

12 minutes ago, FortunatePierre said:

This is the most fucked up mod on this whole website. Congratulations, I love you, and seek God

thats high praise, considering where we are. i love you too but i fear none of the gods above or below can save you. 

 

oh wait were you telling *me* to seek god? yeah i still dont think thatd work. 

[prisyum]

figured out why i couldnt get the rumors dialogue working.

 

the refs for them are just blank in special edition. no sign at all that theyre dialogue related. >_> 

 

thanks bethesda

[Wut1969]

OwO

 

Can I offer you the fight? This is soooo wrong. :P

 

(Well done though)

[dingyginger]

yo... this is fucking BASED

[Yinkle]

Reading your mod description made my day! Thanks for cheering me up with quality nonsense

Next playthrough will have this onboard.

[prisyum]

7 hours ago, Wut1969 said:

OwO

 

Can I offer you the fight? This is soooo wrong.

 

(Well done though)

hey the fighting and crying are a package deal

 

but im down to do both

3 hours ago, dingyginger said:

yo... this is fucking BASED

 

3 hours ago, Yinkle said:

Reading your mod description made my day! Thanks for cheering me up with quality nonsense

Next playthrough will have this onboard.

when my 6th grade english teacher said id make a good writer, i dont think this is what she had in mind

 

but its good to know im not letting her down 

[forotherstuff32]

so does it change all vanilla dialogs?

damn must have taken a lot of time to change them all.

[prisyum]

2 hours ago, forotherstuff32 said:

so does it change all vanilla dialogs?

damn must have taken a lot of time to change them all.

as close to all as possible, at least. i wouldnt be surprised if there are others that dont have proper references n ids though

 

yeah uhh 7000~ lines def takes a long time to change >.>

[Xerxa74123]

There's no doubt in my mind that my stumbling upon this mod is punishment for my sins. Very impressive 10/10 will probably download when I'm doing a less serious playthrough.

[Apex-Fox]

Can I get an LE version?

[prisyum]

2 hours ago, Apex-Fox said:

Can I get an LE version?

ummmm if you really want it i can try?

[Apex-Fox]

1 hour ago, lucypurrr said:

ummmm if you really want it i can try?

Thanks, I own SE but its lacking some mods that I like.

[forotherstuff32]

On 7/1/2020 at 6:34 PM, lucypurrr said:

as close to all as possible, at least. i wouldnt be surprised if there are others that dont have proper references n ids though

 

yeah uhh 7000~ lines def takes a long time to change >.>

 

I really want to play with this mod on, at the same time I don't want to ruin my immersion when I see the unchanged dialogs added by other moders....

 

;_;

[TTRJN]

Damn gurl...

 

This is cursed beyond salvation.

 

I wuv you ❤️

[prisyum]

On 7/3/2020 at 10:41 AM, Apex-Fox said:

Thanks, I own SE but its lacking some mods that I like.

put a copy for le up. it should work fine but lmk if you find any issues with it. cant promise full support bc i dont play le, but ill try lol.

 

On 7/3/2020 at 10:13 PM, forotherstuff32 said:

 

I really want to play with this mod on, at the same time I don't want to ruin my immersion when I see the unchanged dialogs added by other moders....

 

;_;

 

yeah im patching what i can but ive already had a couple big authors tell me no because "its the most offensive thing theyve ever seen the modding community make" rooooofl 

 

[SacredDatura]

Oh my god. This is fucking awful. I love it.

[-Player1-]

Well, well, well.
Look who it is!

 

So, i see you keep annoying people with sans and pink on LL too?

Vewy good!

[prisyum]

12 hours ago, -Player1- said:

Well, well, well.
Look who it is!

 

So, i see you keep annoying people with sans and pink on LL too?

Vewy good!

tbh its taken every ounce of restraint i do have to not use them in every single comment

[forotherstuff32]

On 7/5/2020 at 2:28 PM, lucypurrr said:

put a copy for le up. it should work fine but lmk if you find any issues with it. cant promise full support bc i dont play le, but ill try lol.

 

 

yeah im patching what i can but ive already had a couple big authors tell me no because "its the most offensive thing theyve ever seen the modding community make" rooooofl 

 

????

 

what's so offensive about it?