dialogue dwagonbown goes uwu uwu

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if you complain about this mod or say anything bad about it, i will cry and i will fight you, but not necessarily in that order

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kin, comrades, if you'd be so kind, so gracious, as to lend me a moment of your time, a few brief minutes, i've a warning that i simply must deliver to you. for there is an evil blighting these lands, an evil unlike any of the horrible tragedies that have plagued us prior. an evil forged in the deepest, darkest depths of oblivion. an evil forged by daedra so malicious, so sadistic, even the princes themselves shunned them, cast them out.

that great evil, that i implore you to take up arms against, to shelter yourselves and your loved ones against, is this mod. this terrible, cruel mod, that ruins and corrupts the intent of the brave, valiant people who put their blood, sweat and tears, the very things that make them human like you and i. it is an offense to those who wrote our beloved, wonderful game. an affront to all things good and just in this world and beyond. our ancestors would be rolling in their graves, rustling in their urns, if they knew such a heinous abomination exists.

now i'm sure you're curious, like all fine folk are, what makes this so evil, why i say it is a scourge that torments all things that draw breath. and if information is what it takes to ward you against it, it's information that you'll receive. this horrible thing curses our dear protagonist, interferes with their faculties and makes them talk like a, like a...well, it'd be easier to tell you. just the other morning i was on my way to katla's farm to purchase some crops for dinner and on the way i passed by our brave hero, the one defending us all from all manner of terrible things, talking to a carriage driver. i stopped for a moment, to admire our savior, and can you imagine my surprise when the words that they spoke, and i quote, were "i-i'd wike to wide youw c-cawwiage daddy."

to say i was taken aback at first would be an understatement. our hero might have a storied history, but it's right their in the title, they're heroic. or at least, were heroic. now i know not how or when they received such a deplorable malediction, but i realized then and there two things. that we can no longer count on them to protect us, that it is a duty that once more falls into our own hands. second, and most importantly, we must band together to find a cure. i don't know about you, but i can't fight a bear on my lonesome, let alone an atronach or a vampire. we need our hero back and right now, they're too busy stumbling over their own words, sniffling and sobbing, and talking about riding all manner of things.

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tldr: protag goes uwu haha
will conflict with other stuff that changes dialogue.
put it late? let loot sort it? idk im not your mom
i can make patches for mods that add new dialogue if the authors dont mind me ruining their mods.

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you're all cute, even if you rightfully hate this mod.
and i know its awful but im not sorry.
#1 comic sans fan girl na
shoutout to all my friends that supported me when they should have just taken me out back like old yeller

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