(Next Morning)

Niyleen: *sigh*

Niyleen: Nothing....couldn't find anything on why i'm here.

Niyleen: Unfortunately all i could confirm is that this really is a different skyrim.

Niyleen: "No one had heard of the Inferno of the Reach,"

Niyleen: "and it looks like this place has a really different timeline."

Niyleen: "Guards told me the civil war is still going."

Niyleen: "The dragonborn is a male too, not exactly a noble guy form what i was told."

Niyleen: "The thieves guild isn't doing to well still in this timeline though."

Niyleen: "I did get a good tip that there might be a mage in solitude who could help me, although i also heard she's either crazy, lazy, or both."

Niyleen: "Guess its my best option at the moment."

Niyleen: "I didn't find anyone in the city who could help me."

Niyleen: Still, if this mage can help me then i can get back home, hopefully she doesn't ask for too much gold f-.

Dunmer Thief: Alright hand over your valuables or we'll gut you like a fish.
Niyleen: *sigh*

Niyleen: Seriously guys.
Agronian Thief: We said hand them over!

Niyleen: Do i look like i'm carrying a bunch of money?

Agronian Thief: Why yes actually.
Dunmer Thief: Now drop your gold and we'll let you live.

Niyleen: Where would i store money? In all the pockets i don't have?
Argonian Thief: She's right, hmmm.

Argonian Thief: That dagger looks nice.
Dumer Thief: Yes, yes it does. Drop that and we'll let you go.
Niyleen: I've got a better deal.

Niyleen: You guys leave me alone and i wo-
Argonian Thief: NO DE-!

Niyleen: -n't KICK!!!
Argonian Thief: GAH!!!

Argonian Thief: AAHHHHH!!!

Argonian Thief: AAAAHHH-
*Sound of bone crunching and a corpse hitting the water*
Niyleen: You off the bridge.
Dunmer Thief: Y-you bitch,

Dunmer Thief: You killed him.

Niyleen: No shit, now how about you leave before you end up like your friend.

Dunmer Thief: No way, i'll have that dagger.

Dunmer Thief: Unlike my idiot partner, i actually have good reflex's, like a Sabercat.
???: Hmm?

???: Oh, a robbery.
Dunmer: I can react to anything you throw at me.

Niyleen: Lets test that then, come at me, i won't even use my dagger.

Dunmer: You little bitch, you dare challenge a dunmer to a fight.
*Sound of bow string pulling back*

Dunmer: I'll have you know i've killed several whores like y-
Niyleen: Shut up and fight.

Dunmer: Very well, prepare t-

Dunmer: HURGH!!!
Niyleen: What the!?

Niyleen: Well......so much for Sabercat like reflexes.

???: You okay?
Niyleen: I'm fine thanks.

Niyleen: That was a pretty clean shot you did, went straight through the helmet.

???: Thanks, though i was hoping it would pass all the way through enter, i'd need to pull back harder for that though.

Niyleen: All the way through? I think that's a little over kill h-

Niyleen: uh...................
Emily: ................................

Niyleen: ...Oh

Emily: Julianos.

Emily/Niyleen: YES!!!/NO!!!

Niyleen: Fuck, that means that dream....wasn't a dream....oh no what have i done.

Emily: Fuck yes, i've been waiting for round 2 with you, i wanna continue where we left off.

Niyleen: Look um.....Emily, i ca-

Niyleen: What the!?

Niyleen: Where did you go?

Emily: Surprise!
*Squish*
Niyleen: AH!

Niyleen: What are you?!
Emily: Wow..i think you might be bigger than i am.
*Starts rubbing them more*

Niyleen: Enough!
Emily: Aw, what's wrong? You don't like sex outside?

Niyleen: Look Emily! i have no interest in having sex with you.

Emily: Really? your nipples said otherwise.

Niyleen: I don't care what you felt, just kno-....why are you naked?
Emily: I'm a nudist.

Emily: Speaking of which, let me help you out of those.
Niyleen: Do you not understand no?

Emily: Nope!
Niyleen: Ah!

Niyleen: You little.
Emily: Too slow.

Niyleen: What is wrong with you?

Emily: Not sure, really horny for some reason, makes me a little mischievous, by the way.

Emily: That's a good look for you.
Niyleen: What's a good lo-!

Niyleen: What the fuck!

Niyleen: How did you!?
Emily: Its a secret.

Niyleen: Enough playing around, give me back my clothes.
Emily: Mmmm, sure okay.

Emily: But only if you fuck me first.
Niyleen: *sigh*

Niyleen: Look Emily, i really don't have time for this, i've been through enough bullshit these past 2 days.

Niyleen: So please hand over my clothes and i'll be on my way.

Emily: Sorry nope, sex or nothing.
Niyleen: *sigh* fine.

Niyleen: We'll do this the hard way.

Emily: I'm pretty sure you could still do the easy way a ju-

*Sound of blade unsheathing*

Niyleen: HA!
Emily: you're gon-

Niyleen: HEYA!!
Emily: AH!!!

Emily: Fuck th-!

Niyleen: Ready to submit and give my my clothes.

Emily: HMPH!!! NOPE!!

*Sound of daggers clashing*
Niyleen: You're quicker than i thought.

Emily: You too, but you could hit a little.

Emily: Harder!
Niyleen: Umph!

Emily: Sorry.

Emily: Not falling of the same move twice!
Niyleen: AH!

Niyleen: *Exhales loudly*
Emily: So, ready to try the easy way now?

Niyleen: Look i'm not fucking you, and that's final, i'll make you give me my clothes back.
Emily: Good luck.

Emily: But you're gonna need a much bigger weapon if you want to beat me.

Niyleen: Oh?

Niyleen:Bigger weapon huh?
*Sound of something summoning*

Niyleen: Like this?
*Sound of crackling fire from flaming sword*

Emily: Oh.....that will do.

Niyleen: So, ready to call it a day, or do i have to get serious.
Emily: Oh theres no need for me to give up yet.

Emily: You see, (Hmm, i should just stop and give her, her clothes back....but then again)

Emily: I happened to stop in Markarth to make a new weapon (There's very few chances i'll get to test out my new sword against a foe like this)

Emily: And i've been dying to find someone to use it against.

Emily: So how about this, you defeat me while i'm using this, i'll give you clothes back, you lose, i get to make you cum until you black out.

Niyleen: Heh, i'm not gonna lose that easily.
Emily: prove it then.

Emily: HAAA!!!!

Emily: HAA!!!

Niyleen: Nice try.

Niyleen: Dammit!

Niyleen: HA!!(Dammit she's dodging everything)

Emily: Lets see how you like

Emily: This!!
*sound of two blades bashing against another sword*
Niyleen: OOph!

Niyleen: Not bad.

Niyleen: But you're gonna have to hit harder than that!
Emily: and you.

Emily: Need to not keep yourself so.

Emily: Open!

Niyleen: Not as open as you are.
Emily: AH!

Emily: Fuck that hurt.
Niyleen: Ready to give up!

Emily: Nope!
Niyleen: AH!

Emily: But you should be ready!
Niyleen: Ha!

*Sound of metal scraping ground*
Niyleen: Not happening.

Emily: Whoa! That was close.

Niyleen: Julianos!

Niyleen: Stop jumping around everywhere!

Niyleen: Heya!

Emily: Fine!

Emily: I'll go on the offense then!

*Metal slamming into each other*
Emily: HA!!

Niyleen: Impressive, but not enough power.

Niyleen: Dammit.
Emily: Ha, i got you now.

*Sound of swords clashing*
Niyleen: So you think.

Emily: Oof!
Niyleen: Your full of holes you know.

*Sound of metal digging into ground*

*Emily panting*
Niyleen: So.

Niyleen: Ready to give up and give me back my clothes.

Emily: I ain't giving up until i see you butt naked.

Niyleen: So be it, i'll end this dumb fight right now.
Emily: We'll see about that.

Emily: HAAAAAA!!!
Niyleen: AAAAAHHHH!!!!


*Sound of metal clashing echoing through the valley*



*both of them dropping on their knees panting*

Niyleen: *panting* Fuck, that hurt.

Emily: Gotta admit, i didn't think there were other fighters as good as Satsuki in skyrim.

Emily: you're really good.
Niyleen: Sure *panting* whatever, look we've played long enough, just give me back my clothes now.

Emily: Sorry, but i told you, you have to beat me or fuck me.
Niyleen: Enough with that already.I'm not gonna fuck you!

Niyleen: I've got far more important things to worry about right now! Like why i'm in another skyrim! If my wife and daughter are okay! and How the fuck i'm gonna get back!!!

Emily: Well w-! W-Wait, you're marri-.
Niyleen: Fuck it! If we're gonna go, i'm just gonna have to go all out!

Niyleen: GET READY!!!
Emily: Wait Hold On!!!

Emily: I SURRENDER!!!

Niyleen: Huh!?

*Sound of flaming sword*

Niyleen: W-What do you mean you surrender?

Niyleen: After all this bullshit you just put me through you suddenly want to give up, why?
Emily: Well you see, i didn't know y-!

Emily: AHH!!
Niyleen: Hey, what's wrong!

Niyleen: Why are you suddenly cowering.
Emily: I'm not, my head hurts it feels lik-Ahh!!! Like.

Emily: I fee-Ah!....Something's coming.

Niyleen: Somethings coming?

Niyleen: What in Oblivion are you talking about?