"Let the dead stay dead, least they buttfuck you in the night."
Fiona: Heh, doggystyle huh, that's fine with me.
Fiona: Ahhh, yes.
Fiona: Keep going, i'm.
Fiona: almost, ah, ah,
Fiona: OH YES!
Fiona: That was a big one. Who's next.
Fiona: Another for doggy, that's fi-ah, that's.
Fiona: Wait that's my assho-Ahh!!
Fiona: I said wai-Ahh.
Fiona: Whatever, just fuck me!
Fiona: My butthole feels so good.
Fiona: Pound me harder!!!
Fiona: YES, AHHH!!!
Fiona: That felt great, mmm. Okay next guy.
Fiona: Ahhh, more doggy huh, you guys love holding my arms huh?
Fiona: Easy, i'm starting to get a bit tired.
Fiona: So let me rest after th-Ahh, yes.
Fiona: Yes, yes.
Fiona: Oh yes, keep going.
Fiona: Almost there!
Fiona: I'm gonna cum aga-!
Fiona: hey who told you to just star-!
Fiona: Mmm!!! *Cough* Stop now, before i- wait what are you!
Fiona: Ahhh, not two at s-Mmmm!!
Fiona: Mmmph (How did they get free)
Fiona: Mmmm (Fuck, i can't get out, they are too strong)
Fiona: Ahhh, (It feels so gooood)
Fiona: Ahhh, just wai-Mmmm.
Fiona: Mmmm, let me r-Ahhh!!!
Fiona: So goo-mmmm!!
Fiona: Mmmm(Fuck they aren't letting go)
Fiona: Mmmm (They must be being controlled soley by their desires then)
Fiona: Soo good.
Fiona: Let go alread-!
Fiona: Mmmm (I need to get out of here)
Fiona: MMM!! (But it looks like i'm stuck)
Fiona: Ahhh-! Mmm (Dammit, i made to many)
Fiona: Mmm (Ah, its cumming)
Fiona: Mmmm (I they are filling me up)
Fiona: Ahhh, (I guess i'll just let them play until they tire out.)
(A few hours later)
Fiona: Woo, that was tiring.
Fiona: They fucked the energy right out of themselves and me.
Fiona: Well at least they passed on doing what they loved.
Fiona: Shame they got out of control though. But that still felt pretty good
Fiona: Hmmm, maybe i'll try to see if decrease the resurrection duration and increased control.That could work out better.
Fiona: *Yawning* Ahhh, it was fun guys, but i've got to go, rest well.
Fiona: But now i've go to go to an Inn and rest.
Fiona: Then go collect my reward.
(Next Morning: Solitude, Blue Palace)
Fiona: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ONLY 1200 GOLD!!!
Fiona: Varnius promised me 5000.
Falk: Yes but i told him we don't have enough.
Solitude Guard: I need some mead.
Fiona: I find that hard to believe, yesterday i saw a silver statue being moved in here.
Falk: Yes well.
Falk: That was ordered last week.
Fiona: I stopped some powerful entity from entering our plane and you're going to just pay me this much.
Falk: Well if you'd like, i can look into getting something else for you.
Fiona: Define something else?
Solitude Guard: Heard their were bears around dragons bridge, angry assholes they are.
Falk: Well maybe get you some more spell books.
Fiona: I know all the spells in Skyrim, you're gonna have to do better.
Falk: Maybe some Grand soul gems.
Fiona: Got those too.
Fiona: Look how about you get me a house and a pass not to have the guards bother me about my outfit anymore and i'll call it even.
Falk: I'm not even sure we can do that.
Fiona: Why not.
Solitude Guard: Because you look like a whore.
Falk: Please be quiet, Because you're a necromancer people already fear you quite a bit. Plus we don't want people running around in such clothes.
Fiona: I see....say Falk, could you pay attention.
Falk: I am.
Fiona: My eyes are up here.
Fiona: Are you focused now?
Falk: By the eight!
Fiona: Good, you're focused now. Listen well Firebeard, you will get me a new home in this city, and you will make the guards back off, lest i make something happen to you that even your guards or dear Jarl can't save you from. Are we clear?
Falk: Y-Y-Yes Ms.Summer.
Solitude Guard: Is it weird those eyes make me harder than my sword.
Fiona: Thank you for complying.
Fiona: I'll be back in a week to rest in my new home okay.
Falk: W-whatever you say mam.
Fiona: Remember Falk, New house and no guards.
Fiona: Or I'll be making you my new Guard.
Solitude Guard: So i heard there is a new nice Bath area in the Winking Skeever, care to join me?
Falk: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!
Solitude Guard: Should i take that as a yes?
Falk: Just shut up!
Fiona: *Happy Sigh* Oh Illusion magic.
Fiona: How i love your bargaining skills.