(Solitude)

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, Solitude. I managed to leave my stuff with the Carriage driver this time, Just going to do that from now on. At least they won't fuck me over.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Now then, Lets show off this nice looking Steel Bikini.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey there, would you like some steel armor.

Worker: Oh, my girlfriend would look wonderful in that, yes i'll take one.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sweet, i'll add you.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Excuse me, would you like some steel armor.

Adept Mage: Sorry, i don't need it, but thank you for the offer.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, thank you for your time.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey sir, want some steel bikini armor.
Veteran: Oh my.

Veteran: I'd love to get some for my housecarl, sure, i'll take a few.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thanks.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some Bikini Armor.
Jaree-Ra: Nah.

Jaree-Ra: But i've got another job if you are interested.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Maybe another time.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some steel armor.
Priest: No thank you.

Priest: But you could try the market area, they might like it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thank you for the tip.
Priest: Anytime.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some armor.
Evette: Not unless you want some wine.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sure i'll take two.
Evette: Then sign me up for some armor.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some armor.
Jala: Oh my!

Jala: That armor might be what i need to get my crush to notice me, sure i'll take it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Um...okay, word of warning, he's not gonna look at you the way you want him to look at you.
Jala: But I want him to fuck my ass hard.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Then this armor is perfect for you.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Want some armor for a female friend.
Addvar: No thanks.

Addvar: These fish are the only female friends i need.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Suit yoursel-! Wait what?

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah, there's Beirand, he might want some.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey Beirand, want to make a bunch of money. Buy this armor and it will sell well.

Beirand: Hmm, strange armor, but sure sign me up for them.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Great.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Want some armor for your soldiers or girlfriend.
Imperial: I'm single, also for soldiers ask the Captain.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey Captain would your soldiers like some armor.

Captain Aldis: Sorry, that armor has too many holes.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: But you've seen me in battle and i walk around naked.
Captain Aldis: True, but also we don't have the funds for that many and very few females.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh okay.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some armor for a friend.
Giraud: No thanks.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: You want armor for a friend or wife.

Solitude Guard: Hmm, looks sexy, yeah i'll take 2, i know a few girls who'd like it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thanks.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay that should be everyone.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Time to go.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Alright time for Morthal.

(Morthal)

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah, kinda gloomy as usual. But this armor fits this place perfectly.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Lets show off this Falmer Bikini Armor.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Excuse me sir, would you like some Falmer Bikini Armor.
M Commoner: No thanks, i'm trying to find out where this chair came from.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Um, okay.
F Commoner: Weird chair.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey there Mr.guard, would you like some sexy armor for your wife.

Morthal Guard: Sorry, I'm not interested.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay.
Commoner: WHO'S CHAIR IS THIS!!!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some sexy Falmer Ar-!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: You know, you could just say no instead of walking away.....asshole.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: You sir, tired of those ugly Chaurus, want something sexy, try Falmer armor made from Chaurus.

Thonnir: Hmmm, doesn't look too bad, i'll take one for my girlfriend.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: The right choice my friend.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey there, want some Falmer Armor. Its pretty badass for any of those cute warrior friends you have.

Benor: I might be willing to buy 10 for them, if you have a little fun with me.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: hmmm, well i guess i could take a little break from selling this. Follow me.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: This should be private enough, i hope your ready.
Benor: Leave the armor on too, you look very sexy in it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, such a sweet talker.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Mmmm, such a good kisser.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, so strong too, yes, lick my chest just like that.
Benor: Your sweat is good you sexy Falmer Warrior.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I can't wait anymore, lay back and let me ride that sword of yours.
Benor: With pleasure.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yes, your dick feels so good.
Benor: Oh yes.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Heh, the face your making is so cute.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, that riled you up

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Almost there, just a little more, YES!!!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Mmmm, that was fun.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Make sure you keep your promise.
Benor: Don't worry, i will.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, with that its time to head out.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Woo, going from town to town like this is a workout. Gonna need to rest after that.

(Windhelm)

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ah, that was a good sleep.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Beautiful morning too.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Time to sell this Steel Plate Bikini Armor.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Excuse me miss, would you like some Bikini armor.

Arivanya: I would but my husband tends to be a little too......dull, at times, but thank you.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I see.....sorry about that.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: You sir, would you like some armor.
Commoner: No thanks.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hello there, would you like armor a true nord would wear.

Nils: I would love to, my girlfriend would enjoy that, a sexy true nord, not like those impre-
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay i get it, i'll write you on the list.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey Oengul, want some Nord Steel armor.

Oengul: I wouldn't call that armor, but sure, i'll take a few.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Great, i'll add you as well.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey Niranye, want some Nord Steel plate armor.

Niranye: A little whorish, but i'm sure the nords here will eat it up, i'll take a few orders.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Great.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey Brunwulf, want any Steel Plate bikini armor.
Brunwulf: A little cold for that, but sure i'll take a few.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Awww, what a cute doggie.
Dog: Arf!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey Aval, want some steel plate armor to help with your sales.

Aval: Nah, don't need it, this new floating meat really sells, people actually think they can fly by eating it.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thats just....dumb.
Aval: Indeed, but people are dumb.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Fair point.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey would you like some Steel plate Bikini armor for a friend.
Angrenor: That armor won't save you from an Imperial, no thanks.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: .........

Ms.Heavy-Iron: You have a nice body, want some Steel plate bikini armor to show it off.
Windhelm Guard: sure, i'll take one.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some Steel plate armor.
Commoner: No thanks.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some steel plate bikini armor.
Windhelm Guard: No thanks, i'd rather wear this, try the grey quarter.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thanks.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like-.
Malthyr: yes.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I didn't finish.
Malthyr: Someone told me what you were selling earlier, i'll take 4 of those armors, my waitresses will look nice in them.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thanks.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some Steel Plate bikini armor sir?

Commoner: Hmm, i'll take one, i'd like to wear it myself.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Um....sure okay....a little weird though.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some Steel plate armor.
Worker: No thanks, but try the Argonians at the docks, they might want some.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thanks for the tip.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some Steel Plate Bikini armor.
Neetrenaza: No, but i would like that horned horse behind you.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: But there isn't a horse here....how high are you.
Neetrenaza: Oh man, that Skooma was good, right miss fairy.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Time to go then.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey big guy, want to buy some Sexy Steel Plate armor.
Marshes: No.

Marshes: But i would like to buy you and show you why Argonians make women scream.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh? Hmmm.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sorry not today, maybe another time.
Marshes: Suit yourself.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Would you like some Steel plate armor.
Shahvee: Sorry.

Shahvee: Windhelm is too cold for such armor, but i will buy one for when i move.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay thanks.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Mmmm, all done, now i can relax for the moment. I feel pretty horny though.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmmm.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I wonder if he really can show me why Argonians make people scream.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hey cutie, if you have the coin, i'll take you up on your offer, i'm actually pretty horny.

Marshes: Oh! Alright then, meet me in that corner, let me get some coin.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: So you got it.
Marshes: Here you go.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm, 300, heres 150, i'm feeling generous, now lay back and let me warm you up.
Marshes: I've been waiting for this.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Mmmm, you're a pretty good kisser.
Marshes: Yeah, but your armor is rubbing against my dick.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Is that better sweetie?
Marshes: Much.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Good, now how about you make me scream.
Marshes: My pleasure.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh, i don't fuck argonians much but the scales feel kind've good.
Marshes: Glad you like them.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Mmm, pound me harder you sexy Lizard.
Marshes: How about this.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yes! Just like that, keep going!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Oh Julianos, i'm almost there, yes, Yes!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: OH YES, AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ahhh, that was great.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Glad you were as good as you said.
Marshes: Thank you, hope to see you again.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I'll try to stop by.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay, time to head off.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: I love this spell for this.

Ms.Heavy-Iron: Time for Riften.