Chapter 11: Drunkest Night (4/6)
In Brightest Day
In Blackest Night
No amount of mead shall escape my sight.
Let though who worship sober peoples might.
Beware my power.
Me-BLURG!!!
(Whiterun Plains)
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Here we are.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: My home.
Aria: Looks nice.
Sera: Pretty at night.
Sylvia: Meh, its okay.
Sylvia: so what are we doing here?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Well that depends.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Fiona, you finish making it.
Fiona: Yep, was easy.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: good.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Make sure you sprinkle it on everyone.
Sera: I don't like that look in your eyes.
Aria: I've seen a few Daedria with that look too.
Sylvia: What is that.
Fiona: Oh just a little potion i made.
*Throws it on everyone*
Sylvia: What in Oblivon are you doing!?
Fiona: Ms.Heavy-Iron?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Thank you Fiona, we're gonna play a quick game of something i call avoid the beasts.
Sera: Sounds kind've scary.
Aria: Seems fun to me.
Sylvia: Bring it on.
Fiona: You have no idea what's about to happen.
Sylvia: What do you mean?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: The game is really simple, its a race while avoiding all the creatures in the plain that would come after you. The one who encounters the least amount of creatures wins.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: You'll race to that shrine over there and back. I'll be over here watching to count how many you each counter okay. So everyone ready.
Aria: Yep.
Sera: No one is gonna beat me at running.
Fiona: Piece of cake.
Sylvia: See if you can catch up bitches.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: On your mark, get set.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Go!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm, i forgot to tell them how the creatures would attack them.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Nah, it should be fine, what's the worst that could happen.
*Stomping and Growling noise*
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Hmmm?
(4 minutes later)
Sylvia: Well fuck.
Aria: We're stuck here, Fiona can't you just kill them.
Fiona: I could, but i'm pretty sure i don't need to.
Aria: Why?
Sera: Why are they just standing there.
Sylvia: I'm not sure, but they are so calm.
Sylvia: It kinda makes me want to try something.
Sera: Whatever it is, try it quick.
Sylvia: Here kitty kitty, want some milk.
Sylvia: Its free.
Aria: Why are they all looking at us like that.
Sera: I have a bad feeling.
Fiona: Oh yes, keep going.
Fiona: Ahhh!
Sylvia: Good kitty, you like this huh?
Sylvia: Make sure you fuck me hard okay.
Fiona: Yes, AHHH, FUCK ME YOU DAMN CAT.
Sylvia: Just like that, mmmm
Sylvia: AHHH!!!
Sera: Harder, yes, fuck me you beast.
Sera: Mmmmm
Sera: Drill me with that thick cock!
Sera: AHHH!!!
Sylvia: Guys, i think they are getting tired now, lets go once they let go of you.
Everyone else: Okay
(3 minutes later)
Sera: Oh fuck, how did this happen!?
Sera: Why are we getting attacked by rabbits too, AHHH!!!
Aria: The deer also, Mmmm
Fiona: Sorry about that, the potion i poured on us attracts all beasts, even calm ones.
Sera: Why!?
Aria: This deer is so good!
Fiona: Ahhh, a Saber now, ahhhn.
Fiona: Emily told me to make it, i just didn't think it was gonna be this crazy.
Sera: We're gonna need, AHHH, so set some rul-MMMM
Aria: Agre-AHHH. We'll do it, ahh, when we get back.
Aria: Fuck me harder you horned bastard!!
Sera: The sabercats are back, mmmm.
Aria: This deer loves m-Ahhn, i little too much.
Aria: YES!!!!
Sera: Now one's on me, MMMM, It really does feel pretty good.
Sylvia: How can something so cute fuck so well!
Aria: You like that huh you fanged kitty.
Fiona: Yes, harder.
Aria: MMMM, deeper.
Aria: AHHH
Sylvia: Yes, yes, mmmm
Aria: Deeper kitty, yes!!!
Sera: MMM
Sylvia: This cat has such a tasty dick.
Sylvia: Oh, a deer beating away a Sabercat to fuck me, don't see that everyday.
Sylvia: Yes, harder!!
Sera: So close, mmmmm
Fiona: Easy there little guy, my asshole can only take so much, mmm, like that.
Sylvia: Harder, Harder.
Sera: Yeees!!!
Aria: OH YES, AHHHH!!!
Sera: OH MARA!!!
(Various orgasm screams)
(2 minutes later)
Aria: Well this explains why we didn't see her at all.
Sylvia: Dammit Emily.
Sera: Oh my.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: MMMM, hey guys.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Give me a minute.
Sera: Where did he come from?
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Don't know, ahhh, but he snuck up on me and shoved his dick right in, Ahh!
Ms.Heavy-Iron he's been raping me since you left, AHHH.
Sera: Should we do something.
Sylvia: No, i'd say this is punishment, but she seems to be enjoying herself too much.
Aria: Why didn't you tell us about the animals.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I figured it'd be a nice surprise, and from the voices i heard, you three weren't all that against it.
Sera: That's not.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I may been raped since you guys left, ahhh, but i can still hear you four.
Sylvia: That still doesn't excuse what you did.
Sera: She's right.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: I understand.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Ahhh, so what do you guys want to do.
Sylvia: We were hoping we could come up with some activities.
Sera: I'm not anything.
Aria: Same.
Sylvia: Hmmm, i can think off one.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHhhh
Fiona: I do too.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Fuck me you big troll bastard.
Sylvia: Then we can do mine first, then yours.
Fiona: Sounds fine. Emily.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Yes, YES!!!
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Julianos Yes!!! It sounds perfect.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Almost there, I
Ms.Heavy-Iron: AHHHHH!!!
Aria: Wow you tired a Troll out impressive.
Fiona: I've done better myself.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: So what are we doing next, i was kind've halfway listening.
Sera: We're gonna do with our plans instead of yours for now.
Sylvia: We don't want to risk getting hurt.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Sorry, i meant well.
Sylvia: We know, but we don't want to be fucked to death.
Sera: So we're gonna go with Sylvia's plan first.
Ms.Heavy-Iron: Okay Sylvie, what's your idea?
Sylvia: First we need to get out of here.
Sylvia: We're going to meet an old friend of mine.
Sylvia: Come on guy's, we're off to Morthal!
Sera and Aria Belong to Agent Tex, view his stories on his blog, they're pretty cool:
http://www.loverslab.com/blog/293-aria-and-phoenixs-mis-adventures-in-tamriel/
Notes:
-Sorry about the darkness, i haven't figured out how to work this monitor and brightness.
-I was laughing when the rabbits started showing up.
Part 1: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2462-drunkest-night-16/
Part 2: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2597-drunkest-night-26/
Part 3: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2463-drunkest-night-36/
Part 5: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2599-drunkest-night-56/
Part 6: http://www.loverslab.com/blog/407/entry-2600-drunkest-night-66/
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