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bjornk

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What if someone makes a co-op MMORPG in which the people who want to play the game may join in only if there's a "free slot" in terms of an NPC, available in the game. The game world initially has a certain number of free slots (i.e. autonomous NPCs) and people pick one of them and play the game. While they are not actually playing the game their characters still do their thing (or stuff they were assigned to) as autonomous NPCs. When they die the number of free slots gets reduced and eventually everyone dies and the game world is reset and game restarts. If this happens before defeating the invading enemy then it counts as defeat. In order to increase the amount of free slots (NPCs) players must reproduce by actually finding a partner (opposite sex) and raise children. Their children (who are also autonomous NPCs) are slots allocated for their parents first in order to switch to when they die, but if the parents pick up some other NPC, then the children become free slots, open for everyone... Anyway, there's more but never mind... what I was thinking about is if this would be a legitimate use of sex in a video game.. :D People waiting for an open slot while watching the game as a spectator: "Oh come on, fuck her already!" :D

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GimmeBACON

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Something kinda irks me... sometimes in anime, they'll have an English/American character, but the voice actor is obviously not a native English speaker... and listening to how they would speak English is like nails on a chalkboard. Would it really be that bad, or hard, to get a English speaking voice actor to record a few damn lines?

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Guest

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i always have a head ache... oh well

at least i will be the richest person in my

town. and i mean oooh weee im going to

rub it in all the faces of all the people i grew

up with that work at Target or went to a

big important university- but especially

those fuckers that work at Target that think

theyre hotshit

 

playing Skyrim all night & drinking pink wine all day

~retire at 24, thats going to be the life

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Reginald_001

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Evening alone. That moment when you ate really, really, well. Your stomach is seriously full and you start farting a little bit, then a lot. Then the smell wafts up to you and instead of thinking that it stinks you feel completely satisfied from the filled stomach with food and the hard day of work as you are about to watch your favorite movie.

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Guest

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The horse you rode in on.

 

(The nerve, the gall, the audacity)

But being someone's son,

A certain race, a resident of somewhere, or having an ancestor who was related to god,

I can see where you might be accorded respect.

But I won't flip your fucking burgers while you chat up the customers.

I won't follow your godam topics, and I just thought (you know, smugly) that 40k people were banned and I wasn't,

but then I remembered those people could

turn around and ban people just for spite.

Or kill birds, just for kicks (It was something I just read, o nevermind)

 

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/hawaii-prep-school-graduate-faces-sentencing-bird-deaths-48466462

 

"Fuck you (and the horse you rode in on)"

Go to your 99.99% all-white church, where the ultimate goal is to sell stuff.

(and marry, have kids, and sell stuff)

And have forums that are neatly compartmentalized,

where bad boys and their friends type "Nuke em all" and everyone wears a smiley

until someone really does it (or almost does)

and then they change their tune ("I'm gonna go live in a cave" (A cave with wifi and fox news)

Fuck your one trick pony of a news story.

And on and on (this would'a been a rant but I can't rant as well as you-all)

 

 

 

 

 

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Molevalence

Molevalence

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i always have a head ache... oh well

at least i will be the richest person in my

town. and i mean oooh weee im going to

rub it in all the faces of all the people i grew

up with that work at Target or went to a

big important university- but especially

those fuckers that work at Target that think

theyre hotshit

 

playing Skyrim all night & drinking pink wine all day

~retire at 24, thats going to be the life

 

Eh you're better than that. You probably don't have to say anything. Just walk into the store one day decked out in 5 grand worth of brand name clothes chains, a Rolex, and a large diamond ring and ask to purchase something mundane and let their facial reaction do the rest.

 

What's on my mind? Finally got my operation to properly fix my knee and now let the rehabilitation begin. Again...

 

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SimpleSpectre

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Watched an old guy wreck his vehicle on a mountain pass while I was on a trip to Montana. He passed us and after gaining about two car lengths ahead of us he started drifting over to the right and plowed into a rock wall. He flipped the vehicle and rolled about four or five times until he came to a stop. Rushed out to see if he was still alive. Had massive head trauma and was non-responsive. Had to keep some guys from dragging him out of the car. If they did he would have certainly died a hell of a lot sooner. Regardless he was gone at least 10 minutes before paramedics got there.

 

Hardly three hours into a three day trip when that happened. And I guess what's on my mind more than anything was whether it was a medical reason that caused him to try to fight a cliff side or whether it was some other reason. Genuinely curious.

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Reginald_001

Reginald_001

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I'm analysing how I work under pressure. Below a thought process that went on today.

 

I've lost my marriage, have a great job (luckilly), but will lose my house in 6 weeks without any sight on a new house. I'm learning that having money is not a guarantee for actually having a decent roof over your head in this day and age, and that 30 years of working your ass off in the machine industry that makes up our reality gives you nothing at all, after the slightest dips or slips in life (e.g. disease, a cheating wife, etc..).

 

Hovering above myself, I see myself calling with bureaucrat after bureaucrat that doesn't give a rats ass if I sleep in rain or in a bed in 8 weeks. From that distance I can see clearly how they exert their perverse power of bureacracy over me, ranking me in the system and food chain, disregarding effort and intent in favor of labelling me as a number.

 

At this distance, as I see myself counting till 10 once again to remain calm and charming in order to get any vestige of progress in my urgent project to find a home for myself, I can see clearly how everything in this machine of rules and regulations is designed to take away power of choice. I can see this person that's trying to find a home. He's miserable, asking himself... why the fuck can't he find a home to live in... even though he works hard AND makes enough money to be able to live comfortably?

 

I see that guy sitting there, trying hard not to look at the Polish family besides him that has funded living, payed for by the government, while he gets no breaks because 'he earns more than enough'. I see him counting in his calculator, seeing how he will have less money if he plays it by the bureaucratic rules, than he would have if he would just give up and become homeless, because that guy, that homeless guy, would suddenly get urgency procedures. He is wondering why, even after working for 30 years, paying taxes (a lot of it), when he needs a break, nothing in this hellish system provides him with it.

 

Then I slide back into that guy and feel his nerves as his thoughts assail me and all calm is gone, I write it down onto an anonymous forum somewhere, where maybe someone reads it, and cares for statistically about 20-40 seconds, after which he flips back to porn or facebook.

 

This is a truly fucked up world we live in, ladies and gentlemen, truly fucked up.

But I'll smile and play nice, and work hard, just as my dad taught me, even though I'm too old and too experienced and beaten up to believe the lie anymore.

 

Oh chin up, don't be such a whiner. People in Africa, they have it fucked up. First world problems!

Hedonism for the win, time to just party through it and grow some balls.

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flutie

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Oh how our modders are badass, "what do you want, for what game?", Rules first, then they make it. From fo3 to fo4, Morrowind to skyrim, Sims 3 to Sims 4, they have laid the foundation for us to play these games. Immersion live to immersion sex, "What have we not asked for?". Some denied, some granted, some 'No one understood'. The bottom line is thank you Ashal, Gregahit, the BATMAN, and CPU., and too many modders for these games we play

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jestir

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Fallout 4 Vault tech DLC has  final fantasy Easter egg in it that is only seen via the CK when you load up the ck with the Vault tech DLC the esm is called DLCworkshop03 but all the names for the form and other stuff it is called DLC06 FF3 in the US was really FF6 i don't think they intended it to be like that cause Vault tech was the 6th DLC but the 3rd Workshop DLC unintended Easter egg

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jestir

jestir

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i always have a head ache... oh well

at least i will be the richest person in my

town. and i mean oooh weee im going to

rub it in all the faces of all the people i grew

up with that work at Target or went to a

big important university- but especially

those fuckers that work at Target that think

theyre hotshit

 

playing Skyrim all night & drinking pink wine all day

~retire at 24, thats going to be the life

 

i beat you by one year i retired at the age of 23 if you work 12 hours a day 7 days a week 3 days off a year making 2k in a week and only get 600 of it after taxes for 5 years you to can retire at my age it made my dad proud to see he son retire at such a young age that was one of the 6 rare times my dad has cried and one of the only 4 times he cried with tears of joy  and two of them was cause of me the day my dad got my retirement letter in the mail for me and when i told him i was having a son

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Poet Olette

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While downloading mods for fallout 4 I took a small break and had a look at all my cool figures on my desk and noticed A figure was missing. Or at least I thought something was missing. I had a horrible feeling that something was off. I have a few pez dispensers, one of them being wonder woman, and thats when it hit me. Back around christmas time i ordered myself a wonder woman figure with a gift card I got but I never got it!

 

So i went online to check and yea, it says it was shipped, but I never received it, went to the website to see what was up and because im a huge dummy, I never noticed that i didn't change my shipping address to my new apartment, only the billing address, I had no idea they were seperate. SO i just sent a email asking for a refund or something, I'm hoping it happens but I have a horrible feeling it isn't. eb games has a bad rep for being jerks.

 

So the figure got sent to my old house, and looks like they just kept it.

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GimmeBACON

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One of my gf's friend challenged me to a drinking contest... 7 shots in, she's wasted, and handsy while I'm barely buzzed.

 

If you wanna get drunk and screw around, that's fine; wonderful in fact, but don't try and keep up with somebody with like 80lbs and years of drinking on you. I'm just hoping she doesn't puke on my couch.

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