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Reward Your Followers doesn't seem to be quite what you're after, but it might be something anyway. The author is a lazy bum and hasn't updated it in like seven thousand years, but IIRC it still worked with SE/AE.

Very well done. You have a talent for scene description, you know.

This is either a very deep and profound statement on her one-ness with the world and its living yet ancient history, or a typo. And since I am an intolerable pedant, I am going with number two. (insert your own number-two jokes here) Suck my icicle, baby.

I've dealt with horses a bit in my life, and I'm gonna break this down by percentages. About 20% of the horses I've known would have gone absolutely apeshit about some idiot trying to put a ribbon on them, immediately tried to kill the ribbon-bearer, and if that failed, tried to kill the ribbon itself, tried to kill bystanders, the ground, nearby bushes, rocks, insects, trees, squirrels, clouds, the Carina dwarf galaxy, themselves, and just for good measure, god. About 40% of them would have ignored the ribbon completely as one of those bizarre things humans do from time to time. About 40% of them would have behaved *exactly* like Helen and the others, up to and including negotiating for better pay, calling in lawyers to review the contracts, and demanding a be-ribboning ceremony complete with marching band and Blue Angels flyby. All in all, I'd say today's chapter is fairly accurate.

Ooh, look at mister swanky has-a-good-connection over here. Oh la-de-dah, check your privilege, who does he think he IS? I hate you, I'm gonna run away from home and THEN you'll be sorry. I honestly don't know if I'm using Pandora properly. Having said that, fnis+pandora seems to be working fine for me. Thanks for the advice before.

Dessicated, and now desecrated. Nedic actually has no word for "sex." It has sixty-nine words for different kinds of sex, but no actual word for sex itself. It's my headcanon now.

Hi, Shawn. I'm General Tully, this is Legate Rickshaw, and over there is your new companion Lazer-huh. Report to Bear-hand for your new armor, and go to the stables to find a hearse to ride.

It's even worse than that. Not only is it quantifiable, but depending on your definition of "day" it is variable. I mean, her mother could have been talking about daylight. In which case, Sian's stubbornness will range depending on her geographical location and the planet's axial tilt. Add in daylight savings time and her stubbornness becomes both variable and erratic. She's a complete pushover if she's at the north pole around mid-June, and a ton of steel-reinforced concrete if she's at the south pole. So Sian's mother was literally saying that she was stubborn and insane. Bad form, Sian's mom. This episode brought to you by Unsufferable Pedants 'R Us.

I've played Skyrim with LL mods, and as far as I can tell, EVERY place is a fucking place. (badum-tss)

My, what a long trunk you have.

Help me, step-mammoth, I'm stuck!

Sounds like an epitaph. "While everyone else was fighting dinosaurs, he fought dragons." People will look at it and say "Whooooaaaaaaa! Cool! What the hell does that mean, anyway?"

Your dragons have four legs and two wings. Skyrim dragons have two legs and two wings. Birds have two legs and two wings. Skyrim dragons are are birds with scales instead of feathers. Birds with scales instead of feathers are dinosaurs. Therefore... ...you are fighting dragons. Everyone else is fighting dinosaurs. QED

Dangit, I'm starting to have trouble telling apart what I have read and what I haven't read yet! Methinks I might just start over from the beginning.

Back in MY day, we knew the value of a hard day's labor. My slaves had to carry me to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways.