Lovely Rose Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
pinky6225 Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 yay free lemons? oh being figurative prolly becuz bit stoned but just imagined giant hand descended from the sky saying "here dude lemons!"
Mobilizer Posted May 8, 2015 Author Posted May 8, 2015 I'd grow a lemon tree and profit off the lemons I grow =)
Buddy Christ Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” You are so mean! *stomps foot* That was exactly what I wanted to post when I saw the thread title! Cave Johnson is my idol! At least I can make up for being late by posting the video:
oɴɪʙᴀʙᴀ Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 Sell them and buy an oil company!*sorry, can't help it, been playing AdVenture Capitalist lately*
Lovely Rose Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” You are so mean! *stomps foot* That was exactly what I wanted to post when I saw the thread title! Cave Johnson is my idol! At least I can make up for being late by posting the video: :3 tehe lol Sell them and buy an oil company! *sorry, can't help it, been playing AdVenture Capitalist lately* hehe me to! you play on phone or computer? i got the free phone verison
NewIdol Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 If life gives you lemons ... squeeze them in someone's face and drink water while you watch how he gets crying. That's the answer, right ?
oɴɪʙᴀʙᴀ Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 hehe me to! you play on phone or computer? i got the free phone verison well I'm "playing" it now, my steam link is on my profile
FetishSergal Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 If life gives you lemons you send them to Africa, they can eat them. I wish life gave me watermelon, i'd be the king of the ghettos...
Krasovskiy Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 "When life gives me lemons I don't make lemonade. I make lemon grenades." And maybe throw it back.
Lovely Rose Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 If life gives you lemons you send them to Africa, they can eat them. I wish life gave me watermelon, i'd be the king of the ghettos... thats just racist yo. XD
nonusnomeni Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 If someone hits you with a bread, hit him with a stone If someone hits you with a lemon, hit him with a love
Lovely Rose Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 exactly. When life gives me lemons, i make lemon water.
testsubject013 Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 take the lemon and shove them down life's throat and watch life die
Buddy Christ Posted May 8, 2015 Posted May 8, 2015 take the lemon and shove them down life's throat and watch life die Suffocate life with unpeeled lemons? I can definetly go with that idea! As much as with combustible lemons to burn down Life's house, the parents, the childrens and everything Life ever loved....
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 squeeze them in a pan, boil it, get a UV lanterm turn the lantern on, trow the lemon juice at your enemyes while pionting the uv at them. then watch they burn by heat and by acid.
Corpus Vile Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 What would you do with them?Pretend I didn't notice and go on about my business.
FetishSergal Posted May 9, 2015 Posted May 9, 2015 take the lemon and shove them down life's throat and watch life die First you do this to the lemons, fill them with razorblades and viper venom.
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