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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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yay free lemons?

 

oh being figurative :(

 

prolly becuz bit stoned but just imagined giant hand descended from the sky saying "here dude lemons!"

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

 

You are so mean! *stomps foot*

 

That was exactly what I wanted to post when I saw the thread title!

 

Cave Johnson is my idol! :lol:

 

At least I can make up for being late by posting the video:

 

 

:P

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

 

You are so mean! *stomps foot*

 

That was exactly what I wanted to post when I saw the thread title!

 

Cave Johnson is my idol! :lol:

 

At least I can make up for being late by posting the video:

 

 

:P

 

 

:3 tehe lol

 

Sell them and buy an oil company!

*sorry, can't help it, been playing AdVenture Capitalist lately*

 

hehe me to! you play on phone or computer? i got the free phone verison

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If life gives you lemons ... squeeze them in someone's face and drink water while you watch how he gets crying.

 

That's the answer, right ?  :)

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If life gives you lemons you send them to Africa, they can eat them.

 

I wish life gave me watermelon, i'd be the king of the ghettos...

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If life gives you lemons you send them to Africa, they can eat them.

 

I wish life gave me watermelon, i'd be the king of the ghettos...

 

thats just racist yo. XD

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take the lemon and shove them down life's throat and watch life die 

 

Suffocate life with unpeeled lemons? I can definetly go with that idea!

As much as with combustible lemons to burn down Life's house, the parents, the childrens and everything Life ever loved....

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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squeeze them in a pan, boil it, get a UV lanterm turn the lantern on, trow the lemon juice at your enemyes while pionting the uv at them. then watch they burn by heat and by acid.

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take the lemon and shove them down life's throat and watch life die 

 

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First you do this to the lemons, fill them with razorblades and viper venom.

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