The future is here!

[Hitom]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c24_1378596289

 

This is hillarious.

[Advint]

You were right, that was hilarious. Apparently that kid will imagine porking anything.

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

I preferred the old future, the one where we had sex androids.

 

At least then you would stick your dick in a physical object.

[Guest Mogie56]

saw that video a long time ago but it wasn't for the Oculus Rift and he was supposed to be cleaning the pool while the lady went out but went snooping around in her belongings, drinking, smoking all through the house while fantasizing about game characters.

[canderes]

The only thing it needed was singing-this was taking a shot at the PS4 commercials on TV wasn't it?

[Guest GuyWhoAbruptlyDisappeared]

And now you know why I like playing skyrim on the Oculus Rift so much...

[Captain Cobra]

 

[AKM]

...Wait, this is real?  The human race is one step closer to destroying itself.

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

No, this is just potential population control.

[Coopervane]

...Wait, this is real?  The human race is one step closer to destroying itself.

 

Pffft, no way.

 

We still need to make the forcefeedback codpiece that goes with the rift, then we'll be doomed for sure.

[shane4244]

 

...Wait, this is real?  The human race is one step closer to destroying itself.

 

Pffft, no way.

 

We still need to make the forcefeedback codpiece that goes with the rift, then we'll be doomed for sure.

 

 

They made that too link

 

I ordered a dev kit2 I'll give some feedback when it arrives which should be around July (the rift not the jerk off thing lol)

[Captain Cobra]

...Wait, this is real?  The human race is one step closer to destroying itself.

 

The main buyer of this sort of thing will be NEETs who likely aren't going to get an anyways and have lodes of free time.

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

If this somehow becomes a real thing, all we would need is another AIDS like panic to ensure that people who aren't ETERNAL MOON PRINCESS level NEETs will be rocking the virtual ass all the time.

[Captain Cobra]

Don't illegally download your Waifu!  She might give you a computer virus THROUGH YOUR DICK!

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

Wait, you mean that file called SUPERVIGTITTEDTIFASLIMEGIRLEDITION.waifu that I found on Mega.co.nz isn't legit?!

 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF brb reinstalling reproductive system.

[Captain Cobra]

 

Don't be a doofus, get a blank file and program you're own waifu.

[Angrybird]

Maybe the world'a population will finally decrease itself to a more sustainable level of 500M people?

[TiredGerman]

Well that might be true. But good luck on the reorganizing of Societies and keeping the birthrate from declining too fast.

[gvman3670]

No it isn't! The future is tommorow!

[TiredGerman]

tomorrow comes today.

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

You know this will only have an effect in properly advanced and wealthy nations, Japan especially. But even still, their birthrate has been sluggish for a long time. This won't be a thing in many parts of Africa or maybe China for example. Or in many Arab countries, or India because of religious pressure.

 

Seems a lot of the places it could actually help to stabilize population growth it won't work in because they're either too poor, underdeveloped, religious or tradition bound to make use of it.

[Yami X]

Fucking ridiculous....

[Guest GuyWhoAbruptlyDisappeared]

The future is the sum of all states with Time for state > Current Time +/- Combined error in time measurement. The limit of that sum is infinity.

[deryer7]

I just laugh about the most absurb things... love it xD

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

Touch the steamy box.