You know you are playing too much Elder Scrolls if......

[blabba]

 

 

 

If the first words that popped into your head after seeing this, was 'Sweet Rolls'

Your probably beyond help

 

 

[xxsleepyxx]

-When you say hello to someone and expect them to tell you their lifes story.

 

-When you find the characters youve created hotter than any real person << ya its happeing lol

 

-Never had a gay thought but SoS Muscular Addon is giving them to you. << happening too lol, only in skyrim tho

 

...you find yourself standing naked in front of a mirror wondering why you can't increase your breast size by adjusting the handy weight slider.

(Sigh. If only...)

 

Aw thats adorable.  The majority of women ive dated have had small breats...  *shrug idk*  they were never a disappointment.  Breast size never really entered my mind unless they were bigger than average.

[Parky]

You see a pretty girl walking towards you with lively breasts and you think; "Cool she has HDT enabled"

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

when your most commonly used phrase is "Where the fuck did my horse go?"

[Robton]

When i see modelling pics, and you start to search after the number of the pose.

[Myst42]

Every time you speak to someone new, you expect getting a new quest from them

You are absolutely certain that the musical "Cats" is entirely made by Khajiits

[Mord Sif]

...you see a gorgeous dress in a shop and ask one of the staff if it comes in a UNPB-TBBP version, with HDT physics.

 

...when something shocks or surprises you, you exclaim, "Ysmir's beard!" and then wonder why everyone stares at you*

 

*this absolutely, categorically did not, in any way happen to me when out with the girls last night

[...0...]

Those damn neck seams of female npc's in my town and there god awefull discolored heads, i hate it so i'm gonne force them to take plastic surgery to fix those damn neck seams

 

Next one i encounter in my neighbor hood with neckseam and discolored head i chop there heads off

[hobocrop]

You see a pretty girl walking towards you with lively breasts and you think; "Cool she has HDT enabled"

 

Or the opposite... you see an ugly girl walking towards you and feel the urge to fix her with NPC Editor.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

When someone IRL says " Let me guess..." and you immediately brace for the condescending sweetroll remark.

[Guest _kuraiko]

... you are trying to access the MCM to turn off eating animations during your lunch break.