Vanilla Sexism

[KajsaRikka]

Vanilla Sexism

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Vanilla Skyrim:

 

Karita: "You beasts are the worst."
Stig: "Come now, dearie, surely we aren't all that bad."
Karita: "Just... leave me alone! I've brought your mead, now drink it and shut your filthy mouths."
Alding: "Oh, we've got other things in mind for our mouths, sweetie."

Tythis Ulen: "Hey, Svana... I hear you like Dark Elves. Perhaps I could should [sic] you what a real Dark Elf can do to you."
Svana: "You're an animal, Tythis... keep away from me."
Tythis: "Ah, so my reputation as a lover precedes me. Care to reconsider?"
Svana: "You're disgusting! Don't you even think of laying a finger on me or I'll cut off something you can't live without."

Wylandriah: "Maul, can I ask a personal favor of you?"
Maul: "Well that depends on what the favor is, now doesn't it."
Wylandriah: "It's Hemming. He's making advances and I can't bear the man's presence. Is there anything you can do?"
Maul: "I'll talk to him, but he's stubborn. He's like his mother; he sees what he wants and he won't quit until he has it."
Wylandriah: "Anything you can do to keep his filthy hands off of me would be a welcome change."

 

Kjeld the Younger: "Papa, mama's making me do kitchen work again."
Kjeld: "And what did you say to that?"
Kjeld the Younger: "She can't tell me what to do!"
Kjeld: "There you go, son. Be your own man!"

 

There may be a lot of female warriors around, but Skyrim is not a feminist paradise. This mod adds dialogue to reflect that, reminding the Dragonborn of a harsh reality. Many kinds of characters will make sexist comments, including women. If the player character is female, they will be the target of everything from intense flirting to benevolent condescension to outright verbal aggression. Also, for some reason, endless warnings about not going to the inn. No one even cares that you're the Dragonborn, and a lot of people even doubt that you are to your face! But this mod doesn't come with any consequences to the player other than hurt feelings (or...?), leaving further functionality to existing mods, and therefore has no requirements.

 

The mod makes some assumptions that the Dragonborn is in a Submissive Lola or Devious Followers type relationship with their male follower, if they have one. If that assumption doesn't fit your play style, you can turn off follower dialogue in the MCM.

 

Some sample dialogue follows.

 

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This mod:

 

Male guard: " Hope some pretty girl steals a sweetroll soon. I could do with some fun."

Male guard: " Wonder what happened to those wenches who went missing on the road up north."

Male guard: "Wonder if there will be anything nice in the dungeons tonight."

Male guard: " We could use a good bandit raid, as long as they bring some whores for our jail cells."

Male guard to female Dragonborn: " I'd feel a lot warmer with you in my arms!"

Male guard to female Dragonborn: " Watch yourself, girl, or you'll be sharing a cell with a few of my friends."

Male guard to female Dragonborn: "Fear not. Women are safe in our hold."

 

Female Stormcloak: " I'll show those damn Imperials what a Nord woman can do."

 

Male Imperial: " I don't know about Ulfric's boys, but his girls sure have plenty of fight in them..."

 

Female NPC to female Dragonborn: " I would avoid the inns if I were you. The men there don't take no for an answer."

 

Old female NPC to female Dragonborn: " Of course it's hard. But it's just part of being a woman in Skyrim, sweetie."

 

Female follower to female Dragonborn: " Bandits are a real problem out in the wilds. We should be careful or we'll end up being sold as slaves... or worse."

 

Male follower to female Dragonborn: " Obey me and make yourself useful or there'll be trouble."

Male follower to female Dragonborn: " Better behave if you want me to stick around. There are a lot worse men out there than me."

 

 

I have the different dialogue types on a timer so it shouldn't fire too much. 

 

 

There is a lot of male follower dialogue. I have an entire other mod called Mean Followers that I can try to release if there's any interest.

 

 

This is basically a tribute to the immortal Sexist Guards, which I'm pretty sure has not been under active development since before COVID. Pour one out for one of the greats. This mod differs from the original in a number of ways:

 

• This mod should work fine if the player character is male. There will still be ambient sexist dialogue, but of course, none of it will be directed at a male player. Let me know if you see dialogue for a female PC showing up for a male one.
• This mod has no Sexlab integration (although the one in Sexist Guards never worked for me) and therefore has no requirements.
• This mod is significantly less aggressive in tone. For instance, in this mod male followers will hit on the player character and try to extort money from her, as opposed to expressing an interest in having her raped by the monsters of the week.
• In fact, this mod contains very little bestiality content. I apologize for that, as you guy who like that shit are also pillars of this community.

 

 

 

I'm just trying to get back into Skyrim modding after a long hiatus: I started a new job, a new relationship, and worst of all, bouldering. I can't guarantee a lot of support on my mods either here or on Nexus but if you see issues let me know.

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• Submitter
  KajsaRikka
• Submitted
  06/05/2025
• Category
  Adult Mods
• Requirements
  Skyrim SE. Would probably work with older versions of the game but mine is up to date
• Regular Edition Compatible
• Install Instructions

  Main file is just an ESP and some scripts with no requirements other than the base game. Optional voice pack is 1 GB in size but adds voices to most lines. Install with a mod manager.

 

[pingbi146]

Looks great, SUPER dragur focused rn, any plans to expand?

[Herowynne]

3 hours ago, KajsaRikka said:

Optional voice pack is 1 GB in size but adds voices to most lines.

I’m curious how complete the voiced lines are. When you say “most” lines, do you mean 60% or 80% or 99% ?

[Nuascura]

This looks super. Are there any other modern mods that add such themed dialogue? At this point, I think we'd just be missing ambient enemy dialogues.

 

If I add your Vanilla Sexism, I'd be running it together with Misogynistic Guards and my Licenses - Ambience plugin for my own conditioned lines.

[belegost]

Magnifique!

 

[liniul]

13 hours ago, Nuascura said:

This looks super. Are there any other modern mods that add such themed dialogue? At this point, I think we'd just be missing ambient enemy dialogues.

 

If I add your Vanilla Sexism, I'd be running it together with Misogynistic Guards and my Licenses - Ambience plugin for my own conditioned lines.

Well I am not sure exactly what you mean by "such themed dialog"  but Sexlab sexual fame comments adds some "nice" dialog, as does Sexist Guards.If you feel any fraction are missed JSerpa has some dialog mods for various fractions such as one for vampires, falmor (they make creepy clicking sound and whisper threats like "anew slave for the hive") and ,the thalmor (who call you pathetic and weak and proclaim their superiority to you).I have downloaded this mod to try it sounds great. Also I think fill her up Baku Edition has some "nice" commenty as well.

[Lusciouslochs]

Will this work alongside mods like sexist gaurds, like adding to the total comment pool? 

[zurtrin69]

Are you taking suggestions on the lines? For example " Hope we catch another female Imperial soon..." to me feels a little impersonal and out of character for how the Stormcloaks (and Nords in general) talk. Something like "Hope we catch another of them Imperial girls (girlies?) soon..." would fit better IMO.

[emilHand]

Voices don't seem to be working. Is it just me?

[Nickolkiin]

Will/Can these comments be directed at other NPCs/followers? I like playing as a male character and would enjoy seeing female NPCs/female followers/shieldmaidens being verbally harassed by guards and bandits ect. 

[Nickolkiin]

can someone educate me on the difference between this mod and sexist guards?

[Nickolkiin]

what is the MCMs name?

[Averoze]

Really wish there is replacer option, kinda like the MisogynisticGuards mod, so it remove old dialogue and replace with new one

[just let me download]

Is it possible to have a cut-down version where only the voiced lines are included? I understand that it's difficult to voice every line but I find it a bit jarring to have some lines silent while some are voiced. Thank you very much either way for making this,

[ni1by2]

Anyway to get this to work with text-to-speech, like eg minAI? 

[取名难]

2025 年 6 月 9 日凌晨 3：02，emilHand 说：

声音似乎不起作用。只有我一个人吗？

+1

[Nuascura]

@KajsaRikka It looks like the voice pack is incomplete - some goodbye lines don't appear to be voiced. Would you be able to fix them?

[markbuffalo]

Anyone know if this conflicts with Sexlab Approach or SLHH?

[belegost]

On 7/19/2025 at 5:15 AM, markbuffalo said:

Anyone know if this conflicts with Sexlab Approach or SLHH?

It doesn't.

[Zelathi]

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I have an entire other mod called Mean Followers that I can try to release if there's any interest.

 

Definitely interested in this.

[aweeeeeee]

On 9/3/2025 at 2:40 PM, Zelathi said:

 

Definitely interested in this.

Also interested in a separate mod for followers comments