Vanilla Sexism 1.0.0

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Vanilla Skyrim:

 

Karita: "You beasts are the worst."
Stig: "Come now, dearie, surely we aren't all that bad."
Karita: "Just... leave me alone! I've brought your mead, now drink it and shut your filthy mouths."
Alding: "Oh, we've got other things in mind for our mouths, sweetie."

Tythis Ulen: "Hey, Svana... I hear you like Dark Elves. Perhaps I could should [sic] you what a real Dark Elf can do to you."
Svana: "You're an animal, Tythis... keep away from me."
Tythis: "Ah, so my reputation as a lover precedes me. Care to reconsider?"
Svana: "You're disgusting! Don't you even think of laying a finger on me or I'll cut off something you can't live without."

Wylandriah: "Maul, can I ask a personal favor of you?"
Maul: "Well that depends on what the favor is, now doesn't it."
Wylandriah: "It's Hemming. He's making advances and I can't bear the man's presence. Is there anything you can do?"
Maul: "I'll talk to him, but he's stubborn. He's like his mother; he sees what he wants and he won't quit until he has it."
Wylandriah: "Anything you can do to keep his filthy hands off of me would be a welcome change."

 

Kjeld the Younger: "Papa, mama's making me do kitchen work again."
Kjeld: "And what did you say to that?"
Kjeld the Younger: "She can't tell me what to do!"
Kjeld: "There you go, son. Be your own man!"

There may be a lot of female warriors around, but Skyrim is not a feminist paradise. This mod adds dialogue to reflect that, reminding the Dragonborn of a harsh reality. Many kinds of characters will make sexist comments, including women. If the player character is female, they will be the target of everything from intense flirting to benevolent condescension to outright verbal aggression. Also, for some reason, endless warnings about not going to the inn. No one even cares that you're the Dragonborn, and a lot of people even doubt that you are to your face! But this mod doesn't come with any consequences to the player other than hurt feelings (or...?), leaving further functionality to existing mods, and therefore has no requirements.

The mod makes some assumptions that the Dragonborn is in a Submissive Lola or Devious Followers type relationship with their male follower, if they have one. If that assumption doesn't fit your play style, you can turn off follower dialogue in the MCM.

Some sample dialogue follows.

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This mod:

 

Male guard: " Hope some pretty girl steals a sweetroll soon. I could do with some fun."

Male guard: " Wonder what happened to those wenches who went missing on the road up north."

Male guard: "Wonder if there will be anything nice in the dungeons tonight."

Male guard: " We could use a good bandit raid, as long as they bring some whores for our jail cells."

Male guard to female Dragonborn: " I'd feel a lot warmer with you in my arms!"

Male guard to female Dragonborn: " Watch yourself, girl, or you'll be sharing a cell with a few of my friends."

Male guard to female Dragonborn: "Fear not. Women are safe in our hold."

 

Female Stormcloak: " I'll show those damn Imperials what a Nord woman can do."

 

Male Imperial: " I don't know about Ulfric's boys, but his girls sure have plenty of fight in them..."

 

Female NPC to female Dragonborn: " I would avoid the inns if I were you. The men there don't take no for an answer."

 

Old female NPC to female Dragonborn: " Of course it's hard. But it's just part of being a woman in Skyrim, sweetie."

 

Female follower to female Dragonborn: " Bandits are a real problem out in the wilds. We should be careful or we'll end up being sold as slaves... or worse."

 

Male follower to female Dragonborn: " Obey me and make yourself useful or there'll be trouble."

Male follower to female Dragonborn: " Better behave if you want me to stick around. There are a lot worse men out there than me."

Full list (might not be up to date)

I have the different dialogue types on a timer so it shouldn't fire too much. 

There is a lot of male follower dialogue. I have an entire other mod called Mean Followers that I can try to release if there's any interest.

This is basically a tribute to the immortal Sexist Guards, which I'm pretty sure has not been under active development since before COVID. Pour one out for one of the greats. This mod differs from the original in a number of ways:

• This mod should work fine if the player character is male. There will still be ambient sexist dialogue, but of course, none of it will be directed at a male player. Let me know if you see dialogue for a female PC showing up for a male one.
• This mod has no Sexlab integration (although the one in Sexist Guards never worked for me) and therefore has no requirements.
• This mod is significantly less aggressive in tone. For instance, in this mod male followers will hit on the player character and try to extort money from her, as opposed to expressing an interest in having her raped by the monsters of the week.
• In fact, this mod contains very little bestiality content. I apologize for that, as you guy who like that shit are also pillars of this community.

I'm just trying to get back into Skyrim modding after a long hiatus: I started a new job, a new relationship, and worst of all, bouldering. I can't guarantee a lot of support on my mods either here or on Nexus but if you see issues let me know.