Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[Millicent Bystander]

a small black waistcoat and surprisingly for a rabbit, pants.

 

what size shoe would a rabbit wear?

[Laura]

Depends on his size.

 

Why can't I put an armbinder on myself?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I mean, you might be able to put it on yourself, but not fully. Getting out of it is the hard part though.

 

Why not ask someone to help?  

[Millicent Bystander]

because people can be dangerous

 

am I dangerous?

[Laura]

Yes.

 

Where did you hide the bodies?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Under the bed of course

 

Did he cover them up?

[Millicent Bystander]

no, I painted them fuchsia and labelled them modern art, not even the police where concerned.

 

why do I think of focaccia when saying fuchsia?

[Laura]

Because the human mind is a mystery.

 

Where does wind come from?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

slightly windier wind

 

what do wind turbines do?

[Laura]

They blow to power the other wind turbines next to them.

 

What is a shaman?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

A magic user

 

What spells do they know?

[Laura]

One that changes a person into an aethyr.

 

What is an aethyr?

[Millicent Bystander]

a slightly posher Æther.

 

why have I never managed to learn how to properly use ASCII codes.?

 

[Laura]

Because no-one actually does.

 

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[ThatSeasonsGal]

17 hours ago, Comrade Laura 'Lokomootje' said:

One that changes a person into an aethyr.

 

What is an aethyr?

If I were vain I would say an awesome person

10 hours ago, Comrade Laura 'Lokomootje' said:

Because no-one actually does.

 

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Oh god please no

 

Why won't it stop?

[Laura]

Because he is coming.

 

Why do I keep doing that?

[Fifoo]

Because you love it.

 

Why I'm on this board again, and again?

[Millicent Bystander]

because it is like a drug

 

why do the Markarth guards hate me so, I didn't commit the crime I just asked some questions?

[Laura]

Same reason they hate me, I don't know why.

 

Why is Markarth my least favorite city?

[Fifoo]

Because this is the place where the temple of Dibella is located.

 

Why I'm always inclined to worship Dibella?

[Laura]

Because you love statues.

 

Why are statues erected?

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Because they assume an upright position

 

Why can't I bribe the Markarth guards like the Silver-Bloods do?

[valcon767]

Because you don't have a limitless supply of criminally dug free silver bars

 

why am i in jail again for the 5th time in less than a day?

 

[Laura]

Because you are a naughty boy/girl.

 

What did you do?

[Millicent Bystander]

oh, wouldn't you like to know?